# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 195
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3882 "2022-12-09T02:46:30Z")
Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find: – One forty-five caliber automatic – Two boxes of ammunition – Four days’ concentrated emergency rations – One drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills – One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible – One hundred dollars in rubles – One hundred dollars in gold – Nine packs of chewing gum – One issue of prophylactics – Three lipsticks – Three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3883 "2022-12-09T04:48:15Z")
You don’t know when to quit, do ya Griswold? Here’s an idea: Why don’t you give me half the money you were gonna bet? Then, we’ll go out back, I’ll kick you in the nuts, and we’ll call it a day! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3884 "2022-12-11T19:32:09Z")
I’m not going to lose it. I’m going to gamble it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3885 "2022-12-11T20:50:22Z")
Well, now, I bring all sorts of plusses to the table. I hardly ever bluff and I never ever cheat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2022, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3886 "2022-12-11T22:38:07Z")
Doyle, I KNOW I gave him four THREES. He had to make a SWITCH. We can’t let him get away with that. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3887 "2022-12-12T01:03:03Z")
_The line that followed is just as good …_ What was I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3888 "2022-12-12T01:04:21Z")
Not only are you a cheat, you’re a gutless cheat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3889 "2022-12-12T03:26:10Z")
I know you are, but what am I? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3890 "2022-12-12T03:38:20Z")
I am Groot. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3891 "2022-12-12T16:19:32Z")
I have told your names to the Entmoot, and we have agreed you are not Orcs. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3892 "2022-12-12T19:03:18Z")
Look at you all. My name is Patricia. Now, who would like a PB and J sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3893 "2022-12-12T19:22:40Z")
When The Hunger hurts so much you’ve Iost reason, then you’II have to feed, and then you’II need me to show you how. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3894 "2022-12-13T06:59:03Z")
Feed me, Seymour! Feed me all night long! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3895 "2022-12-13T15:24:13Z")
I’m so hungry I could eat a vegetarian. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3896 "2022-12-13T16:30:41Z")
I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3897 "2022-12-13T16:42:09Z")
I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3898 "2022-12-13T17:35:41Z")
I pity the poor fool who don’t eat my cereal! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2022, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3899 "2022-12-13T19:57:42Z")
Kiss me, you fool! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3900 "2022-12-14T13:51:45Z")
I don’t need that, buddy. I’m not Jack Kennedy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/3901 "2022-12-14T15:14:36Z")
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