# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 205
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4082 "2023-01-15T15:29:26Z")
You know, Jerry, I’m going to tell you something. Friendship is a two-way street. Do you know that? And you couldn’t care less about me. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4083 "2023-01-15T15:33:34Z")
Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you 'til you’re dead! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4084 "2023-01-15T16:37:04Z")
I can’t imagine eating a dog and not thinking anything of it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4085 "2023-01-15T19:05:11Z")
There’s no dog in this. Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soybean meal, niacin, dextrose, and sodium nitrate flavoring. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4086 "2023-01-15T21:48:49Z")
If you close your eyes, it almost feels like you’re eating runny eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4087 "2023-01-15T22:53:50Z")
You wink, you think, you do a double blink. You close your eyes and…jump. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4088 "2023-01-16T00:15:50Z")
Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen! _Gangbang_! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4089 "2023-01-16T19:06:08Z")
England will not fall while I am Queen. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4090 "2023-01-16T20:19:28Z")
London Has Fallen ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4091 "2023-01-16T21:03:10Z")
I hope she shows you some respect this time. It’s quite a debt of gratitude, she owes you. Mr. Saviour of the Monarchy! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4092 "2023-01-17T03:49:20Z")
You have such perseverance, Bertie. You’re the bravest man I know. You’ll make a bloody good king. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4093 "2023-01-17T14:20:57Z")
Off with his head! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4094 "2023-01-17T15:04:45Z")
He was driving in the Yukon, in a pink convertible, when a tractor-trailer comes along and decapitates him. You know what that means, it means he doesn’t have a head. How am I supposed to write for a guy who doesn’t have a head? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4095 "2023-01-17T16:35:04Z")
:Uh uh. I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4096 "2023-01-17T18:02:19Z")
I shot Marvin in the face! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4097 "2023-01-17T19:06:54Z")
I came 4,000 miles to get a story. I get shot at like a duck in a shooting gallery, I get pushed off buildings, I _get_ the story, and then I’ve got to shut up! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4098 "2023-01-18T03:42:31Z")
Sherman Duffy of the New York Herald once said, “A newspaperman is the loneliest guy on earth. Socially he ranks somewhere between a hooker and a bartender. Spiritually he stands with Galileo, because he knows the world is round.” Not that it matters much, when his editor knows its flat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4099 "2023-01-18T14:14:32Z")
Stop the presses! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4100 "2023-01-18T14:44:09Z")
Now, Pete, how about a favor that a certain party is asking? Once and for all, will you hang this person at 5 AM instead of 7? It can’t hurt you and we can make the City Edition. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2023, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4101 "2023-01-18T15:16:48Z")
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