# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2023, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4182 "2023-01-28T18:19:52Z")

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Hi, I’m here about the “Igor Wanted” ad. My name’s Igor. Well, of course it is. I have a hunch, what’s my name gonna be? Kevin?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4183 "2023-01-29T18:51:08Z")

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She’s going to need a glass eye, Kevin!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4184 "2023-01-29T20:24:14Z")

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Hey, Kev. Listen buddy, it’s easy to misunderstand something when you hear it out of context.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4185 "2023-01-29T21:24:49Z")

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You’re not only wrong. You’re wrong at the top of your voice.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4186 "2023-01-30T00:18:35Z")

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Go ahead and scream your head off! We’re miles from where anyone can hear you!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4187 "2023-01-30T05:40:51Z")

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It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4188 "2023-01-30T17:00:00Z")

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We are the knights who say “Ni!”.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4189 "2023-01-30T20:24:43Z")

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That duty I will solemnly obey, as knight and king.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4190 "2023-01-30T21:23:32Z")

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4191 "2023-01-30T22:06:00Z")

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“He’s got a sword!”  
“You idiots – We’ve _ **ALL** _ got swords!”

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4192 "2023-01-30T22:36:37Z")

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Say hello to my little friend.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4193 "2023-01-30T22:52:19Z")

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That’s not a knife; THIS is a knife.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4194 "2023-01-30T23:20:26Z")

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Lucky I didn’t tell 'em about the dirty knife.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4195 "2023-01-31T00:58:14Z")

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Clean… clean… cleanerific… cleanerino… close to godliness…

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4196 "2023-01-31T02:23:57Z")

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He’s a very clean old man.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4197 "2023-01-31T03:20:52Z")

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It’s the old man from Scene 24.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4198 "2023-01-31T13:27:40Z")

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He can act and he can sing and he can dance. There’s only one other person in the world who can do all that, and that’s Barbra Streisand.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4199 "2023-01-31T13:40:27Z")

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So, what’s a dancer doing working as a welder?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4200 "2023-01-31T20:06:46Z")

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A gay man who hates dancing lives in a sad lonely little world.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2023, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4201 "2023-01-31T22:12:59Z")

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“Well, was there any particular aspect of the ballet which caught your imagination?”

“The dancin’.”

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