# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 217
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4322 "2023-02-21T05:41:32Z")
Then you’ll answer to God! _(second character draws pistol, shoots)_ You first. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4323 "2023-02-21T11:49:59Z")
Deserving’s got nothin’ to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4324 "2023-02-21T14:55:16Z")
You killed my brother! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4325 "2023-02-21T16:03:51Z")
My name is Inigo Montoya. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4326 "2023-02-21T17:51:40Z")
Your daddy was a no-talent pussy, but at least he listened! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4327 "2023-02-21T18:25:32Z")
He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn’t your daddy. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4328 "2023-02-21T21:56:41Z")
You can call me Father, you can call me Jacob, you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty son-of-a-bitch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I’ll finish this fight. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2023, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4329 "2023-02-21T22:04:49Z")
You dick! I’m Derek Jeter! You shot me! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4330 "2023-02-22T01:02:32Z")
When he takes aim it’s anybody’s guess He’s the Shakiest Gun in the West. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4331 "2023-02-22T13:56:27Z")
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4332 "2023-02-22T14:29:41Z")
My congratulations, no one loves you anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4333 "2023-02-22T16:26:27Z")
Call it, friendo. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4334 "2023-02-22T16:55:58Z")
Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4335 "2023-02-22T21:50:02Z")
Bond. . .James Bond. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4336 "2023-02-22T22:26:23Z")
I don’t know why, but I don’t think even America is ashamed of Jesse James. Maybe it’s because he was bold and lawless, like we all of us like to be sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4337 "2023-02-22T22:44:55Z")
Listen to the thunder, hear the winds roar, hurricane’s a-comin’, board up the door. Load up the cannon, call out the law, worstest calamity that folks ever saw! Girls run and hide, brave men shiver, I’m Mike Fink, King of the River! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4338 "2023-02-23T02:16:52Z")
Because they’re buildin’ a dam across the Cahulawassee River; they’re gonna flood a whole valley, Bobby, that’s why. Dammit, they’re drownin’ a river; they’re drownin’ a river, man.” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4339 "2023-02-23T20:10:55Z")
Try to capture a trout stream with a dam and you get a lake. Try to catch it in a bucket and you get a bucket of water. Put some under a microscope and you get a close-up look at some writhing micro cooties. But a trout stream is only a trout stream when it’s flowing between its own banks. At its own pace. In its own sweet way. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4340 "2023-02-23T21:58:03Z")
Beni, it looks you’re on the wrong side of the river! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4341 "2023-02-23T22:03:34Z")
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