# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 221
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4402 "2023-03-04T21:38:47Z")
Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4403 "2023-03-05T14:08:41Z")
You killed your mother! You left her alone to die! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4404 "2023-03-05T14:15:06Z")
Oh, I’ve forgotten to tell you. You were tried this morning by my followers. A fair trial. The verdict was unanimous. Death by stoning. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4405 "2023-03-05T14:32:59Z")
Death by torture! Wrong. You? Crucifixion? Wrong. You? They shove a living snake up your ass! Uh, no. But that’s very creative. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4406 "2023-03-05T18:57:21Z")
I’m getting better! No you’re not. You’ll be stone dead in a moment. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2023, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4407 "2023-03-05T22:00:44Z")
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2023, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4408 "2023-03-06T00:18:49Z")
I’m no good at being noble, but it doesn’t take much to see that the problems of three little people don’t amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4409 "2023-03-07T14:06:26Z")
We are… The Three Amigos! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4410 "2023-03-07T15:28:38Z")
No! No pistol, amigo! It won’t do you any good. There are three of us! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4411 "2023-03-07T15:31:55Z")
I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4412 "2023-03-07T16:07:24Z")
A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don’t listen. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2023, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4413 "2023-03-07T22:14:49Z")
I can hit a sparrow with a bow and arrow. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4414 "2023-03-08T05:36:09Z")
So he’s running around out there with a goddamn bow and arrow, and you’re telling me your men can’t bring him in? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4415 "2023-03-08T13:43:34Z")
The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2023, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4416 "2023-03-08T22:45:39Z")
You’re the only person I ever met who belonged in the sky. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4417 "2023-03-09T00:16:36Z")
And if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4418 "2023-03-09T12:38:00Z")
Everyone assume crash landing positions. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4419 "2023-03-09T12:38:54Z")
What’s our vector, Victor? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4420 "2023-03-09T19:45:07Z")
Give me a ping, Vasili, one ping only. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2023, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4421 "2023-03-09T19:56:41Z")
Welcome to the underbelly of ping-pong where fortunes are won and lost. I’m exaggerating, of course, but you get my point. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=220) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=222)