# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 234
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4662 "2023-04-16T13:39:49Z")
I’ve seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4663 "2023-04-16T15:24:22Z")
Message for you, sire. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4664 "2023-04-16T16:16:00Z")
My Morse is so rusty, I could be sending him dimensions on Playmate of the Month. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4665 "2023-04-16T17:16:23Z")
What say you there, fussy-britches? Feel like talking? Aw, guess not. Why should she be any different? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4666 "2023-04-16T17:51:59Z")
I’ve made a tragic mistake. More tragic than you can possibly imagine. And unless I am very careful… I am going to die for it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4667 "2023-04-16T20:41:29Z")
This is not Burger King, man! You can’t just mess up my order! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4668 "2023-04-17T13:52:30Z")
OK, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4669 "2023-04-17T14:12:14Z")
And two hard-boiled eggs. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4670 "2023-04-17T14:22:22Z")
Hold it between your knees. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4671 "2023-04-17T18:46:34Z")
You can all kiss my ass. That’s right, kiss my big hairy ass. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4672 "2023-04-17T19:48:17Z")
Harry, sometimes you’ve just gotta wonder if there’s any real difference between you and I. I mean, I can be pretty hairy too, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4673 "2023-04-17T19:49:13Z")
Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4674 "2023-04-17T22:18:45Z")
And it feels good to be a wolf, doesn’t it? Power without guilt. Love without doubt. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4675 "2023-04-17T23:21:51Z")
You and 20 million other guys! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4676 "2023-04-18T02:25:12Z")
Who pays $20,000 for a ride to Paris? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4677 "2023-04-18T11:56:02Z")
A great day this has turned out to be. I’m suicidal, my mate tries to kill me, my gun gets nicked, and we’re still in fuckin’ Bruges! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4678 "2023-04-18T13:22:32Z")
Since we’re running a trifle late, when we get to Amsterdam, we will have a mere 55 minutes to get to our rooms, get our luggage delivered and get our lunch before we visit the Alkmaar Cheese Market, where once each week in the town square there’s an auction of Gouda cheeses and Edam cheeses, and pretty Gouda Edam cheeses they are. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4679 "2023-04-18T15:15:43Z")
I had… I had quite an interesting night actually. I… I met the same… um… taxi driver, but this time I let him take me to his brother’s hotel, which turned out to be less of a hotel and more of a… more of a brothel really. And… and they gave… they gave me this pipe, said it was apple tobacco but that’s not what they called it when I was a student, so… so I made my excuses and left. I needed time to think. This city at night is extraordinary. I think the apple tobacco helped… probably. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4680 "2023-04-18T20:07:05Z")
Welcome to Apple Computer. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4681 "2023-04-18T21:04:55Z")
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