# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 235
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4682 "2023-04-18T21:46:52Z")
A Toon killed his brother… Dropped a piano on his head. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4683 "2023-04-18T23:15:57Z")
Let me tell ya how, and please Father, confidential. Burke Dennings, good Father, was found at the bottom of those steps leading to M Street with his head turned completely around - facing backwards. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4684 "2023-04-19T00:36:53Z")
What an excellent day for an exorcism. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4685 "2023-04-19T03:21:48Z")
What about all that hoo-ha with the devil awhile ago from that movie? Nobody had any problem believing that the devil took over and existed in a little girl. All she had to do was wet the rug, throw up some pea soup and everybody believed. The devil you could believe, but not God? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4686 "2023-04-19T05:54:08Z")
What’s with all the bruhaha? After all… He does have the gift! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4687 "2023-04-19T14:07:18Z")
I don’t need it - I don’t need ANYBODY. I got talent, Edward. BIG talent. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4688 "2023-04-19T14:23:17Z")
I’m the biggest star. I am by far, but no one knows it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4689 "2023-04-19T14:41:53Z")
Top of the world, Ma! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4690 "2023-04-19T16:11:36Z")
What are you doing? Get up! You can’t sit there! GET UP! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4691 "2023-04-19T20:58:20Z")
“The army might think it’s too great a nuisance carting me around.” “They manage to cart around a lot of tanks and bazookas. I know a couple of top sergeants that could handle it.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4692 "2023-04-19T21:48:38Z")
Good morning, Sergeant Major! How do you know what kind of goddamn day it is? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4693 "2023-04-20T03:23:21Z")
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4694 "2023-04-20T20:00:51Z")
Got you a gift for coming into the world, here it is. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4695 "2023-04-20T22:20:22Z")
… And then your Mommy said, “Just do it already!” which was very confusing to Daddy, so I took the most literal translation. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4696 "2023-04-20T22:32:51Z")
My son is not yet born, and I am already exhausted. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4697 "2023-04-20T23:25:00Z")
This is no dream, this is really happening! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4698 "2023-04-20T23:53:15Z")
By the way… I’m not a virgin. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4699 "2023-04-21T00:19:19Z")
What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don’t. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4700 "2023-04-21T00:28:32Z")
He makes me laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4701 "2023-04-21T11:59:37Z")
I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Waddya mean “funny”? Funny how? How am I funny? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=234) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=236)