# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4702 "2023-04-21T15:29:25Z")
Why didn’t you just listen to the tape? It wasn’t that hard… a few minutes of your time to listen to something… that I worked on my whole life. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4703 "2023-04-21T16:56:32Z")
Aw come on, you’re not gonna say that now! You’re not gonna say that now! You’re gonna pull that hen house shit? Now when the vote… the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on _right now_! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4704 "2023-04-21T17:39:52Z")
Okay. Right now, I’d like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It’s a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he’s repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! Hope you’ll ENJOY it! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4705 "2023-04-21T19:23:38Z")
Oh, what does Coyote Ugly mean? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2023, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4706 "2023-04-21T21:06:17Z")
Hold on, let me see if that coyote can catch that there road runner. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4707 "2023-04-22T00:27:55Z")
Where’s Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4708 "2023-04-22T01:04:13Z")
How’d you like to stuff one of them in a doughnut! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4709 "2023-04-22T13:37:34Z")
A doughnut with no hole … is a Danish. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4710 "2023-04-22T14:06:49Z")
But we must look a little closer. And when we do, we see that the doughnut hole has a hole in its center - it is not a doughnut hole at all but a smaller doughnut with its own hole, and our doughnut is not whole at all! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4711 "2023-04-22T14:13:45Z")
After all, we… we did hit the center of the earth. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4712 "2023-04-22T16:13:11Z")
Get your ass to Mars! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4713 "2023-04-22T17:02:26Z")
That’s it, man! Game over, man! Game over! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4714 "2023-04-22T17:24:40Z")
We lost eighteen to nothin’, Buttercrud, and the Athletics are the worst team in the league! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4715 "2023-04-22T18:36:00Z")
I disagree with you, plain and simple. And moreover, I’m playing my team in a way that I can explain in job interviews next winter. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4716 "2023-04-22T20:15:44Z")
Oh you cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4717 "2023-04-22T22:29:18Z")
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4718 "2023-04-22T23:26:53Z")
Children. I work with children. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4719 "2023-04-23T01:50:06Z")
Rotten kids; you work your _life!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4720 "2023-04-23T12:58:07Z")
…all we ever eat is gruel. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4721 "2023-04-23T14:59:22Z")
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