# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 239
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4762 "2023-04-29T11:23:04Z")
Come along now and let’s, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4763 "2023-04-29T12:04:06Z")
A wed wose. . .how womantic. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4764 "2023-04-29T15:26:56Z")
Ah, tell me, Mr. Gardner… have you ever had sex with a man? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4765 "2023-04-29T15:29:18Z")
Are either of you homosexuals? You mean, like, _flaming_? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4766 "2023-04-29T15:33:32Z")
Well there are some men who… hmmm how shall I put it? Well they’re very fond of their mothers… They like to share bits of gossip… collect recipes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4767 "2023-04-29T15:51:15Z")
Sounds like steam escaping. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4768 "2023-04-29T16:37:04Z")
Let off some steam, Bennett. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4769 "2023-04-29T18:05:36Z")
Do you play duets, Miss Bennet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4770 "2023-04-29T18:07:43Z")
Tennis, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4771 "2023-04-29T18:13:37Z")
I didn’t ask for the anal probe. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4772 "2023-04-30T13:17:26Z")
Hey, Ma, I can’t find the tv remote ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4773 "2023-04-30T20:24:08Z")
A big hit television show today, what does it get? Ten million viewers? Let’s go crazy and say fifteen. Fifteen million viewers, because this is a big, giant hit. Here’s what you got to understand. I Love Lucy, sixty million. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4774 "2023-04-30T21:18:17Z")
Television? Yeah, I saw that back at Johnson’s Place, years ago… [sees _I Love Lucy_ on the screen] Yep, that’s what I saw. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4775 "2023-04-30T22:44:02Z")
no message ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4776 "2023-05-01T15:56:19Z")
Benjy, you want to see movies, get a job as an usher. The rest of us are here to write professional show-business comedy! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4777 "2023-05-01T17:11:08Z")
Now you could study Shakespeare and be quite elite And you can charm the critics and have nothin’ to eat Just slip on a banana peel The world’s at your feet Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh Make 'em laugh ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4778 "2023-05-01T17:51:49Z")
This is the captain speaking. Some misguided sailors on this ship still think they can pull a fast one on me. Well, they’re very much mistaken. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4779 "2023-05-01T17:55:06Z")
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin’ palm tree overboard! Now what’s all this crud about no movie tonight? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4780 "2023-05-01T18:02:51Z")
Everyone above us before the ship turned over is dead. Because now they’re under the water. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4781 "2023-05-01T18:17:50Z")
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