# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2020, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/461 "2020-12-15T01:00:04Z")
“I don’t believe that any system is totally secure.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/462 "2020-12-15T01:48:49Z")
Looks like a K-7 force field. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2020, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/463 "2020-12-15T18:32:35Z")
You can’t come in here unless you say Swordfish. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/464 "2020-12-15T20:05:20Z")
Anybody who is anybody Will soon walk through that door At Fat Sam’s grand slam speak easy ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/465 "2020-12-17T01:40:09Z")
Is anybody there? Does anybody care? Does anybody see…what I see? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2020, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/466 "2020-12-17T02:34:25Z")
I can see you right now in the kitchen, bending over a hot stove. But I can’t see the stove. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/467 "2020-12-18T02:10:56Z")
I’m beginning to think you’ve gone through life with your eyes closed. Open them. Open them wide. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/468 "2020-12-19T13:04:02Z")
I’ve come to tell you what I see. There are great darknesses. Farther than time itself. And beyond the darkness… a light that glows, changes… and in the center of the universe… the eye that sees us all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/469 "2020-12-19T14:20:38Z")
“HMOs will pay for your Viagra, but they won’t pay for your glasses. So you can have a hard-on, but you can’t see where to put it.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/470 "2020-12-19T14:45:59Z")
I’m too old…I’m too tired…I’m too fucking blind. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/471 "2020-12-20T23:29:19Z")
Even the young can’t do anything about it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/472 "2020-12-20T23:46:01Z")
Get off my lawn! Arrrrgh, trespasser!!! Do you want to be eaten alive??? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/473 "2020-12-21T01:17:19Z")
“Sometimes they hear a thundering sound in the sky when there are no clouds. They assume the gods have eaten too much and their tummies are rumbling. Sometimes they can even see the evidence of the gods’ flatulence.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2020, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/474 "2020-12-21T02:11:49Z")
When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don’t you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / “Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can’t get me thunder / 'Cause you’re just God’s farts!” [blow raspberries] ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/475 "2020-12-23T17:02:10Z")
“What’s the matter? Scared of a little thunder?” “I’m no overly fond of what follows.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2020, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/476 "2020-12-23T17:08:03Z")
Wouldn’t you be ashamed to be seen in the company of a cowardly lion? I would. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/477 "2020-12-25T16:55:03Z")
“You mean you ran away, Henry?” “Not very far, I was only scared for a minute, you understand. Just for a minute. Afterwards I was that ashamed, I couldn’t get back in the fight soon enough.” ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/478 "2020-12-25T22:14:18Z")
“Gentlemen of the court, there are times that I’m ashamed to be a member of the human race and this is one such occasion” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/479 "2020-12-25T23:19:28Z")
We come in peace. Shoot to kill. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/480 "2020-12-26T00:01:29Z")
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