# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 240
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4782 "2023-05-01T20:38:12Z")
Welcome about the Black Pearl, Miss Turner. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4783 "2023-05-02T00:45:01Z")
Goodbye, you worthless son of a bitch. Goodbye, you pearl of Central East Africa. Goodbye, you lake flies. Goodbye, you flat-chested, bucktoothed women. Goodbye, forever. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4784 "2023-05-02T00:58:38Z")
Dr. Livingstone, I presume? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2023, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4785 "2023-05-02T14:43:43Z")
He went into the jungle where all the monkeys throw nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4786 "2023-05-03T22:59:20Z")
I got a monkey in my hotel! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4787 "2023-05-03T23:05:26Z")
And CAKE! Have a HAPPY! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4788 "2023-05-03T23:47:21Z")
I thought you’d never guess. My favourite - hot chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4789 "2023-05-04T00:26:08Z")
Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4790 "2023-05-04T02:01:36Z")
Our last princess is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot, boiling lava! But don’t let _that_ cool you off. She’s a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing… Princess Fiona! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4791 "2023-05-04T02:10:20Z")
You gonna go your whole life scared of that song? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4792 "2023-05-04T04:46:01Z")
If she can stand it, I can! PLAY IT! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4793 "2023-05-04T10:58:05Z")
2000 bucks and it’s yours. You can take it home with you. As a matter of fact, I’ll throw in the black keys for free. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4794 "2023-05-04T20:12:46Z")
You can keep your fiddle and your bow, Give me a P-I-A-N-O-O-O. I love to stand right beside an upright Or a high tone baby grand! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4795 "2023-05-05T00:13:46Z")
I know why Mr. Baines can’t play the piano. She never gives him a turn. She just plays whatever she pleases and sometimes she doesn’t play at all. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4796 "2023-05-05T14:51:26Z")
Deleted Sorry, that was a TV quote! 🤦‍♂️ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4797 "2023-05-05T22:34:38Z")
My mother tells me that by five years old I had decided definitively to become a concert pianist. I think she had decided some time earlier. The story goes that while I was in the womb she played the piano continuously to give me a head start, and evidently it paid off. My mother was my first teacher, and I’ve never doubted her methods. After all, she introduced me to Bach. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4798 "2023-05-05T22:41:30Z")
We’d like you to meet some of our… friends. Yeah, this is… uh… Dave Beeth-oven. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4799 "2023-05-05T23:26:35Z")
Who’s this Markis de Sharday? It’s “Marquis de Sade”! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4800 "2023-05-06T00:04:41Z")
So! This is what you’re into now. Bondage, S&M, sex games! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2023, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4801 "2023-05-06T00:41:34Z")
If I want to play S&S and M&M and all those other bondage games, or even smoke pot, that’s my business! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=239) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=241)