# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4822 "2023-05-10T13:14:25Z")
- Dole Office Clerk: Occupation? - Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. - Dole Office Clerk: What? - Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. - Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a bullshit artist. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4823 "2023-05-10T15:18:50Z")
- [Roy](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/?ref_=tt_ch) : I’m not a criminal. I’m a con man. [Dr. Klein](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0022883/?ref_=tt_ch) : The difference being? [Roy](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/?ref_=tt_ch) : They give me their money. [Dr. Klein](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0022883/?ref_=tt_ch) : That’s a nice rationalization, Roy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4824 "2023-05-10T16:38:43Z")
Rationalizations are more important than sex. Aw, come on, nothing’s more important than sex. Oh yeah? Have you ever gone a week without a rationalization? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4825 "2023-05-10T22:57:24Z")
I’ve now realized for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Ernest. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4826 "2023-05-10T23:01:06Z")
Ernest, I’m not much of a morning person. Do you think we could just keep it down to a dull roar? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4827 "2023-05-11T02:30:52Z")
Good morning, Pee-wee! GOOD MORNING, MR. BREAKFAST! Can I have some Mr. T cereal? Okay! I pity the poor fool who don’t eat my cereal! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4828 "2023-05-11T02:43:35Z")
I don’t _want_ your apology. I want my scroll! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4829 "2023-05-11T14:49:57Z")
No… love means never having to say you’re sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4830 "2023-05-11T16:41:08Z")
I’m not a smart man, but I DO know what love is, Jenny. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4831 "2023-05-11T20:08:32Z")
I love you. I’ve loved you for nine years. I’ve just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and, well, now, I’m just scared, so - I-I-I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4832 "2023-05-11T21:33:56Z")
This may seem an inopportune moment to ask, but do you think you could see your way clear to giving us just one more … ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4833 "2023-05-11T21:42:25Z")
Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4834 "2023-05-11T23:08:31Z")
Sorry, wrong number. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4835 "2023-05-12T01:00:11Z")
He couldn’t find his tally whacker with a six man search party. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4836 "2023-05-12T01:07:53Z")
Lewis, we’ve had presidents who were beloved, who couldn’t find a coherent sentence with two hands and a flashlight. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4837 "2023-05-12T01:22:11Z")
We’re going to DEF-CON 4! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4838 "2023-05-12T17:21:21Z")
“Five, four, three, two–” “Run.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4839 "2023-05-12T19:04:11Z")
I shall now read from the books of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and duck. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4840 "2023-05-12T19:18:55Z")
Why a duck? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/4841 "2023-05-12T23:30:39Z")
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