# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/481 "2020-12-26T20:26:21Z")

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Don’t talk dirty on TV, it’s a family medium!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/482 "2020-12-26T20:29:28Z")

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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/483 "2020-12-26T22:20:21Z")

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You know _your voice is kind of nice_ when your mouth isn’t screwing it up.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/484 "2020-12-27T22:56:30Z")

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“Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ’s sake!”

"How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone’s mouth?”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/485 "2020-12-28T02:50:07Z")

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Hey, smart ass. I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it’ll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/486 "2020-12-28T12:25:15Z")

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Stupid is as stupid does.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/487 "2020-12-28T12:56:34Z")

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Don’t call me stupid!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/488 "2020-12-28T15:24:46Z")

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“So, what are you going to do about it?"

“Probably something stupid.”

"That’s the Hiccup I know.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2020, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/489 "2020-12-28T16:38:53Z")

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Don’t be **a luddy-duddy**! Don’t be a mooncalf! Don’t be **a jabbernowl**! You’re not those, are you?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2020, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/490 "2020-12-31T17:00:58Z")

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I y’am what I y’am.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/491 "2021-01-01T14:58:32Z")

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I. Am. Iron Man.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/492 "2021-01-01T15:47:38Z")

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I am Spartacus!

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/493 "2021-01-01T22:11:17Z")

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'Ere I am, J.H. The ghost in the machine.

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/494 "2021-01-01T23:15:10Z")

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I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I cannot do that.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2021, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/495 "2021-01-01T23:32:52Z")

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I apologize… for not being entirely honest with you. I apologize for not revealing my true feelings. I apologize, sir, for not telling you sooner that you’re a degenerate, sadistic old man. And you can go to hell before I apologize to you now or ever again!”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/496 "2021-01-02T11:38:29Z")

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You wicked old witch! Go away, or I’ll bite you myself!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/497 "2021-01-02T13:59:14Z")

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Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don’t they?

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/498 "2021-01-02T15:19:14Z")

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“Oh, surely a prince’s brain knows what its mouth’s doing?”

"You’re not well acquainted with royal princes, are you?”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/499 "2021-01-02T15:31:38Z")

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The Prince is giving a ball! The Prince is giving a ball!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/500 "2021-01-02T21:39:14Z")

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“I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I’d rather dance with the cows ‘til you come home.”

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