# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5142 "2023-07-06T15:29:11Z")

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Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future. The past. Old friends long gone.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5143 "2023-07-06T16:16:18Z")

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Healthy Choice and American Airlines got together and put this promotion: If you buy any 10 Healthy Choice products, they will reward you with 500 frequent flier miles; with this special coupon, they’ll up it to 1,000 miles. So, I think they are trying to push their teriyaki chicken which is $1.79, but I went to the supermarket and I looked around and I saw that they had pudding… for 25¢ a cup… comes in packages of four. But insanely… the barcodes… are on the individual cups! So, quarter a cup, say you bought $2.50 worth. That’s worth 500… with the coupon it’s 1,000 miles. It’s a marketing mistake but I’m taking advantage of it. If you were to spend $3,000, that would get you a million frequent flier miles. You would never have to pay for a ticket the rest of your life.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2023, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5144 "2023-07-06T22:09:09Z")

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If you don’t eat yer meat you can’t have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer MEAT!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5145 "2023-07-07T14:57:53Z")

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Meat, ma’am, meat. You’ve overfed the boy, ma’am. It raised an artificial spirit in the lad unbecoming to his station in life. This would never have happened if you kept him on gruel.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5146 "2023-07-07T19:37:11Z")

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Astrodome? You can’t grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs have been boiling since opening day in April. Now that’s a hot dog.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5147 "2023-07-07T20:49:11Z")

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Just a reminder, fans, comin’ up is our “Die-hard Night” here at the stadium. Free admission to anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won a pennant.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5148 "2023-07-07T23:20:28Z")

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We are all ready to win just as we are born knowing only life.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5149 "2023-07-08T00:44:05Z")

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Yes, sir I’ve seen them. Yes, sir I was aware that they are all white. They are not from Portugal; they’re from Spain and at birth, they’re not white; they’re black. Sir.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5150 "2023-07-08T14:02:51Z")

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Am I in Spain? No I’m not in Spain, dear, I’m in agony, that’s where I am!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5151 "2023-07-08T15:29:44Z")

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It’s not traveling. It’s a mad dash through nine bloody countries in 18 bloodier days, that’s what it is. And I have to be mother and father, psychiatrist, a host, teacher, interpreter, peacemaker and joke-maker, to a silly crowd of Americans identical to my last silly crowd of Americans, and my next crowd.

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2023, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5152 "2023-07-08T16:22:18Z")

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_Love and Pain and the Whole Damn Thing_

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5153 "2023-07-09T03:41:35Z")

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You say either, I say either  
You say neither and I say neither  
Either, either, neither, neither  
Let’s call the whole thing off, yes

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5154 "2023-07-09T15:31:56Z")

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That’s some crazy shit.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5155 "2023-07-09T15:44:21Z")

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This definitely rates a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5156 "2023-07-09T16:38:07Z")

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```
(Barbra Streisand) "Well, this last time was not my fault."
(Ryan O'Neal) "What happened?"
(Barbra Streisand) "Nothing, nothing, really. It was just a little classroom, it sort of burned down."
(Ryan O'Neal) "Burned down?"
(Barbra Streisand) "Well, blew up actually."
(Ryan O'Neal) "Political activism?"
(Barbra Streisand) "Chemistry major."
(Ryan O'Neal) "I see."

```

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5157 "2023-07-09T18:12:39Z")

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What he’s got is an Acme dynamite kit. It’s going to blow up in his face. And I’m going to be there when it does.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2023, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5158 "2023-07-09T19:47:06Z")

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Love has many faces. I may look on you differently, but not with less love.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5159 "2023-07-10T01:54:24Z")

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I have often thought that in the hereafter of our lives, when I owe no more to the future and can be just a man, that we may meet, and you will come to me and claim me as yours, and know that I am your husband. It is a dream I have…

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5160 "2023-07-10T13:51:44Z")

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What is this? Extrasensory torture?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2023, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5161 "2023-07-10T13:57:48Z")

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I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense. It’s like I have ESPN or something.

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