# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

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**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5282 "2023-08-04T00:22:51Z")

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So, eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5283 "2023-08-04T02:56:39Z")

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Well, they are what’s called a trophy fish. So, yeah, they’re pretty big.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5284 "2023-08-04T13:41:02Z")

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- [Suyin](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0508356/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I’m trapped! I’m in it’s mouth!
- [Jaxx](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3199307/?ref_=ttqu_qu): [_reassuringly_] That cage will not break.
- [Suyin](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0508356/?ref_=ttqu_qu): That’s the problem. The cage is being swallowed.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5285 "2023-08-04T14:16:51Z")

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Leia: The cave is collapsing!

Han: This is no cave!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5286 "2023-08-04T14:50:22Z")

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That’s no moon. It’s a space station.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5287 "2023-08-04T18:41:36Z")

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Kennedy will build houses on the moon by 1970 and you know why, cause he’s got confidence.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5288 "2023-08-05T02:02:37Z")

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Do you realize what people are shelling out up there for a few miserable rooms off a common elevator?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5289 "2023-08-05T02:29:11Z")

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I know him. He’ll kill himself just to spite me. Then his ghost will come back, following me around the apartment, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning, haunting and cleaning…

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5290 "2023-08-05T14:02:23Z")

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Miss Jenkins said it was clean? Do YOU think it’s clean? Do YOU think it’s clean? Look at that, DO you?

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5291 "2023-08-05T15:48:03Z")

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I mean, where do you train your nurses, Mrs. Christie – Dachau?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5292 "2023-08-05T20:08:11Z")

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Oh no, we have a sick patient here, nurse. Prepare the OR, stat!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5293 "2023-08-05T21:53:54Z")

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If Mr. McMurphy doesn’t want to take his medication orally, I’m sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don’t think that he would like it.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5294 "2023-08-05T22:05:27Z")

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You learn anything about proctology yet?

A little.

Good, take care of this asshole for me, will you?

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5295 "2023-08-05T22:49:56Z")

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“Why? Why me?”  
“You’re an asshole, Roscoe. That’s why.”

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5296 "2023-08-05T23:12:16Z")

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A sphincter says what?

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5297 "2023-08-05T23:32:15Z")

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You’re not wrong,Walter, you’re just an asshole.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2023, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5298 "2023-08-05T23:42:55Z")

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Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholeism! Your proper punishment will now take place. Look pretty for the picture, Connie!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5299 "2023-08-06T00:08:36Z")

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Call me an asshole one more time.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5300 "2023-08-06T00:14:41Z")

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If you think you’re gonna’ get back in my panties, forget it. There’s one asshole in there already.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5301 "2023-08-06T02:28:07Z")

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“Joey Nichols. See. Nichols. See, Nichols! Yuh see, nickels! You can always remember my name, just think of Joey Five Cents. That’s me. Joey Five Cents!”

“What an asshole!”

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