# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 269
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2023, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5362 "2023-08-16T03:46:59Z")
You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I’ll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5363 "2023-08-17T14:58:00Z")
He’s really specializing in busting my balls. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5364 "2023-08-17T15:20:47Z")
Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I’m gonna kick you ’til you’re dead! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2023, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5365 "2023-08-17T23:04:17Z")
Sleep well, Old Man. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5366 "2023-08-18T00:29:36Z")
Do nothing. Be still. Sleep. Rest in the arms of the Dragon. Dream. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5367 "2023-08-18T01:39:25Z")
Harry, you’ve fought dragons! If you can’t get a date, who can? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5368 "2023-08-18T15:15:11Z")
Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man’s life when he’s gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain’t got it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5369 "2023-08-18T16:00:56Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5370 "2023-08-18T20:29:56Z")
Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5371 "2023-08-18T21:47:14Z")
Are you trying to show contempt for this court? On the contrary, Your Honor, I’m trying to hide it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5372 "2023-08-18T23:08:29Z")
Well, you see, my lawyer, he got-a me a divorce, and one month every year I win the custody of my wife’s parents. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5373 "2023-08-19T00:27:55Z")
This guy is so full of angles and gimmicks and twists; he starts to describe a doughnut and it comes out a pretzel. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5374 "2023-08-19T13:23:08Z")
``` I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody. ``` ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5375 "2023-08-19T15:09:50Z")
I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5376 "2023-08-19T17:06:38Z")
Adri-a-a-a-a-an! ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5377 "2023-08-19T17:08:37Z")
Stella! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5378 "2023-08-19T17:12:12Z")
**Khan!** ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5379 "2023-08-19T17:38:00Z")
The Conqueror? Mighty armies cannot stop him. But one touch of my lips… Yes, he captured me - but he cannot tame me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5380 "2023-08-19T18:11:31Z")
And when she kissed me, it was just like she used to kiss me. The taste… strawberries. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5381 "2023-08-19T19:28:20Z")
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