# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5402 "2023-08-24T20:37:00Z")

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I’m telling you, kid, this is the great life, no rules, no responsibilities.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2023, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5403 "2023-08-24T22:32:35Z")

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You’re the kind of guy that ignores the rules because it makes you feel in control.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5404 "2023-08-25T02:18:21Z")

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You’re the only one still playing by the rules, Midnite, and while you’ve been imitating Switzerland people are dying.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5405 "2023-08-25T02:35:54Z")

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Man, enough with the damn Swiss!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5406 "2023-08-25T18:14:01Z")

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I like Swiss cheese ice cream.

Me, too! Me, too!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5407 "2023-08-25T18:50:01Z")

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Then we can all have ice cream. And bourbon.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5408 "2023-08-25T20:50:08Z")

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Now you’ll hear her drunk voice.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 25, 2023, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5409 "2023-08-25T23:34:03Z")

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And please keep your clothes on, too. There aren’t many more sickening sights in this world than you with a few drinks in you and your skirt up over your head. Or “your heads”, I should say.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5410 "2023-08-26T00:20:21Z")

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I’m sorry; I didn’t recognize you with your clothes on.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5411 "2023-08-26T14:58:01Z")

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Ted](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Jesus, you look fantastic.
- [Norah Jones](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1289528/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Well, you’re probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.
- [Ted](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/?ref_=ttqu_qu): [_laughs_] Yeah, I know, right? You mean… me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle’s house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.
- [Norah Jones](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1289528/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Actually, you weren’t so bad for a guy with no penis.
- [Ted](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0532235/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Yeah, you know, I’ve written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5412 "2023-08-26T16:40:11Z")

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_(playing off ‘Hasbro’, the name of a toy company)_

And I’m from Mattel. Well, I’m not really from Mattel. I’m actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5413 "2023-08-26T17:05:33Z")

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[Barbie](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4793987/?ref_=tt_ch) : Mr. Mattel…

[Mattel CEO](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002071/?ref_=tt_ch) : Please call me mother.

[Barbie](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm4793987/?ref_=tt_ch) : No, thank you.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5414 "2023-08-26T19:54:32Z")

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Mother! Oh God, mother!! Blood! Blood!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5415 "2023-08-26T22:59:48Z")

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All bleeding stops eventually.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 26, 2023, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5416 "2023-08-26T23:52:32Z")

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The doctor says you’re gonna be okay. You are lucky you have a head like a rock.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5417 "2023-08-27T13:36:11Z")

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These doctors know what they’re doing.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5418 "2023-08-27T14:02:09Z")

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Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ‘ping!’. This is my favourite.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5419 "2023-08-27T23:23:44Z")

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Give me one ping, Vasily.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5420 "2023-08-27T23:56:46Z")

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And wouldn’t you know it? A few months later, they invited me and the Ping-Pong team to visit the White House.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2023, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5421 "2023-08-28T00:25:19Z")

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Creepy Carrie! Creepy Carrie! Ha-ha!

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