# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2023, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5662 "2023-10-14T15:35:44Z")

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That’s all I have to say about that.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5663 "2023-10-15T01:51:04Z")

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Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5664 "2023-10-15T16:16:12Z")

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What’s wrong, Lassie? Timmy fall down the well?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5665 "2023-10-15T18:20:12Z")

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If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5666 "2023-10-15T18:41:53Z")

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She scares me a little.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5667 "2023-10-15T18:44:35Z")

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Are you frightened?  
Yes.  
Not nearly frightened enough.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5668 "2023-10-15T19:24:52Z")

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Here there be monsters.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5669 "2023-10-15T19:29:39Z")

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Who you gonna call?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5670 "2023-10-15T19:32:41Z")

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Where are you going, Mr. Fat Jack?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5671 "2023-10-15T22:19:00Z")

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I hear the fat kid running. I hear the fat kid running. I bet it’s hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5672 "2023-10-16T11:51:03Z")

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His name’s not Fatty, his real name is Piggy.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5673 "2023-10-16T18:45:21Z")

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I like him and he’s got plenty of dough.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5674 "2023-10-17T15:47:09Z")

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Do you know… the Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man.

Yes, I know the Muffin Man. W-who lives on Drury Lane?

Well, she’s married to the Muffin Man…

The Muffin Man?

THE MUFFIN MAN!

She’s married to the Muffin Man…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5675 "2023-10-17T18:06:19Z")

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Oh, Lois Lane. You have a writer’s gift for invention; I’ll say that for you.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5676 "2023-10-17T22:24:51Z")

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She blinks a lot when she does a story she knows is false.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5677 "2023-10-18T01:23:46Z")

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Madam, if newspapers printed nothing but truth, they need never employ attorneys, and I should be out of work, which I am not.

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**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5678 "2023-10-18T01:58:24Z")

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He say, “Guud idea.”

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5679 "2023-10-18T12:16:27Z")

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No, camemboit

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5680 "2023-10-18T20:24:02Z")

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No, but, it’s on the level, toots, Hoffman sent me a contract for the rest of the season.

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5681 "2023-10-18T22:44:15Z")

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I got it right here in my contract that I don’t have to do any calisthenics I don’t feel are necessary! What do ya think of that?

_… (manager looks at the contract, then drops it on the ground, unzips his fly, and pees on it)_

_ **-“BB”-** _

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