# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 294
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5862 "2023-11-30T02:28:53Z")
This crowd has gone deadly silent. Cinderella story. Out of nowhere. A former greenskeeper now about to become the Master’s champion. It looks like a miraculous - it’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5863 "2023-11-30T10:40:46Z")
Son of a bitch ball! Why didn’t you just go home? That’s your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5864 "2023-11-30T21:58:06Z")
No. No, my house is all out there, all one room with a sky for a roof. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5865 "2023-11-30T22:28:54Z")
In my own little corner in my own little chair I can be whatever I want to be. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2023, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5866 "2023-11-30T23:10:08Z")
The mattress is soft and there are hangers in the closet and stationary with “Bates’ Motel” printed on it in case you want to make your friends back home envious. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5867 "2023-12-01T00:11:01Z")
My dear boy, this is the sort of day history tells us is better spent in bed. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5868 "2023-12-01T00:50:33Z")
We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles! ---
**Author:** ![Hurrilon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@Hurrilon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hurrilon)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5869 "2023-12-01T14:08:33Z")
We must all have _waffles_ forthwith! We must all think, and we must all have _waffles_ , and think each and every one of us to the very best of his ability. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5870 "2023-12-01T14:49:18Z")
Oh my god! The quarterback is toast! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5871 "2023-12-01T15:52:37Z")
He throws well enough at any level to play quarterback. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2023, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5872 "2023-12-01T17:04:47Z")
Dad, two of the greatest football players in the country hang out in a speakeasy downtown. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5873 "2023-12-02T01:42:58Z")
Don’t go soft on me. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5874 "2023-12-02T17:00:04Z")
What is your major malfunction? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5875 "2023-12-02T18:54:00Z")
I can only conclude it must be something mental. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2023, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5876 "2023-12-02T20:35:52Z")
Who gave you the right to pass judgment on me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5877 "2023-12-03T03:32:38Z")
Ordinarily, I’d take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you’ve got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5878 "2023-12-03T18:30:02Z")
Oh, a counteroffer. That’s what we lawyers… I’m a lawyer… We lawyers call that a counteroffer. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5879 "2023-12-03T19:27:42Z")
The odds of a plaintiff’s lawyer winning in civil court are two to one against. Think about that for a second. Your odds of surviving a game of Russian roulette are better than winning a case at trial. 12 times better. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5880 "2023-12-03T19:54:32Z")
I could calculate your risk of survival, but you wouldn’t like it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5881 "2023-12-04T16:36:07Z")
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