# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 299
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5962 "2023-12-22T15:15:23Z")
It’s a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5963 "2023-12-22T17:20:27Z")
What is that watermelon doing there? ---
**Author:** ![Hurrilon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9adbd/32.png) [@Hurrilon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hurrilon)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2023, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5964 "2023-12-22T19:30:01Z")
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5965 "2023-12-23T00:20:41Z")
Dear John, You’re starting to make me a little nervous. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5966 "2023-12-24T07:15:04Z")
Nice doggy. Cute little pooch. Maybe I’ve got a Milk-Bone. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5967 "2023-12-24T18:12:52Z")
Does your dog bite? No my dog does not bite. ::bites Clouseau:: I thought you said your dog does not bite! That’s not my dog. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5968 "2023-12-24T21:18:25Z")
I will tell you why the dog prefers me, now. It’s a trick! I carry bacon. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2023, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5969 "2023-12-24T22:46:43Z")
Are you achin’… Yep, yep, yep. …for some bacon? -Yep, yep, yep ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5970 "2023-12-26T20:50:32Z")
I feel the need… for speed. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2023, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5971 "2023-12-26T22:22:50Z")
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5972 "2023-12-27T00:36:19Z")
Nothing hones your mind and your instincts like necessity, so I taped a kilo of cocaine underneath the car and called the boys in blue. Now, the way I figure it, you got about two minutes before they show up and you do five to ten. So, what’s it gonna be? Fear or prison? _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5973 "2023-12-27T00:39:06Z")
Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5974 "2023-12-27T05:20:42Z")
This is Grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen… Disco shit… Pure as the driven snow. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5975 "2023-12-27T22:37:08Z")
Daddy, I need to go to the shithouse. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5976 "2023-12-27T23:13:07Z")
Take me home, Daddy! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5977 "2023-12-28T14:48:41Z")
Feed me, Seymour! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5978 "2023-12-28T15:11:04Z")
In Central Park for instance some people like to feed the nuts to the squirrels but if it makes someone happy to feed squirrels to the nuts, who am I to say nuts to the squirrels? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5979 "2023-12-29T02:03:47Z")
Earthman, your Mickey Mouse is one big stupid dope! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5980 "2023-12-29T02:26:23Z")
Say what one more time! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2023, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/5981 "2023-12-29T04:49:40Z")
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