# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2021, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/581 "2021-01-24T14:29:43Z")

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You gotta the looking glass turned around, you’re looking at yourself.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/582 "2021-01-25T23:55:14Z")

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But tell me how can I sleep? Tell me who could? When you see your whole life tangled up good.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/583 "2021-01-26T01:54:54Z")

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“I’m Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can’t I sleep?”

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/584 "2021-01-26T02:53:02Z")

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I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/585 "2021-01-26T15:17:43Z")

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Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and they ask me to **pick up a piece of paper**. Call that **job satisfaction**? I don’t.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/586 "2021-01-26T15:46:17Z")

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Just for that, you don’t get the job I was going to give you.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/587 "2021-01-26T16:19:01Z")

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“I realize that I’m the president of this company, the man that’s responsible for everything that goes on here. So, I want to state, right now, that anything that happened is not my fault.”

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/588 "2021-01-26T23:58:39Z")

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I’m confident all these dismissals will stand up under legal scrutiny.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/589 "2021-01-27T03:27:30Z")

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Whenever you got business trouble the best thing to do is to get a lawyer. Then you got more trouble, but at least you got a lawyer.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/590 "2021-01-27T04:35:43Z")

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“Do I need a lawyer?”

"You’re in L.A. Everybody needs a lawyer.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/591 "2021-01-27T13:06:29Z")

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Here, let me give you one of my cards. Now if you should ever want to call me, call me at this number. Don’t call me at that one, that’s the old one.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/592 "2021-01-27T14:42:20Z")

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When you call me madam, smile.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/593 "2021-01-28T22:56:57Z")

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You’re never fully dressed without a smile

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2021, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/594 "2021-01-28T23:01:06Z")

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No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/595 "2021-01-29T00:01:42Z")

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[Harpo grabs the dress and tears it off the girl, then chases her offstage.] Honk!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/596 "2021-01-29T01:27:03Z")

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Oh go to hell, I’m not honking at you!

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 29, 2021, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/597 "2021-01-29T03:51:49Z")

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When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/598 "2021-01-30T00:08:17Z")

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Dead man walking.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/599 "2021-01-30T01:52:17Z")

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Hi, Bernie!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [January 30, 2021, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/600 "2021-01-30T02:12:17Z")

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Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

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