# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 303
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6042 "2024-01-09T23:02:48Z")
Of all the circuit-glitched, diode-blowing dim-wittery. You left a piece out! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6043 "2024-01-10T03:57:23Z")
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don’t. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6044 "2024-01-10T04:54:02Z")
You never told me you knew Snake Plissken, Brain. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6045 "2024-01-10T14:28:44Z")
“Gee, what are we going to do tonight, Brain?” “Same thing we do every, night, Pinky – try to take over the world.” [OK, it’s a _TV_ quote, but it’s referenced in so many places… So, sue me.] ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6046 "2024-01-10T14:47:36Z")
You let the tying run get on second base and we lost the lead because of you. Start using your head. That’s the lump that’s three feet above your ass. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6047 "2024-01-10T17:49:42Z")
How bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6048 "2024-01-11T00:55:40Z")
You’ll always be an artist. You have no choice. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6049 "2024-01-11T04:31:43Z")
He chose… poorly. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6050 "2024-01-11T17:07:38Z")
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6051 "2024-01-11T17:41:04Z")
[_Clorette has just passed out_] **Larry’s evil conscience** : Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it. **Larry’s good conscience** : For shame! Lawrence, I’m surprised at you! **Larry’s evil conscience** : Aw, don’t listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas. You’ll never get a better chance. **Larry’s good conscience** : If you lay one finger on that poor sweet helpless girl, you’ll despise yourself forever… I’m proud of you, Lawrence. **Larry’s evil conscience** : You homo. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6052 "2024-01-11T21:40:34Z")
Offhand bit of trivia … the girl who played Clorette DiPasto was Sarah Holcomb. She also played Danny Noonan’s girlfriend Maggie O’Hooligan in _Caddyshack_ – which, incidentally was her last film (she was cast in _Jaws 2_ but her scenes ended up on the cutting room floor) before she retired from acting entirely, Remember, drugs, alcohol, and other hedonistic pleasures were almost _di rigueur_ in those days, and according to a very knowledgeable source (her brother) she found herself going down a path she didn’t want to travel and, despite her best efforts, would invariably end up in situations she didn’t want to be a part of – so she called it quits and got her life back together. She is allegedly living under an assumed name somewhere in New England. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6053 "2024-01-12T18:13:13Z")
Show me your nuts. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6054 "2024-01-12T18:34:03Z")
Ain’t it funny? That’s what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America’s funniest shots in the nuts. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6055 "2024-01-12T21:32:37Z")
Welcome to America’s Weirdest Home Videos. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6056 "2024-01-12T23:27:58Z")
Please tell me you got that. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6057 "2024-01-12T23:29:21Z")
I’ve a right to live where I please. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6058 "2024-01-13T12:48:05Z")
Duloc is a perfect place. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6059 "2024-01-13T17:43:10Z")
There’s no place like home. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6060 "2024-01-13T17:46:21Z")
I **never** asked for the anal probe. I never **asked** for the anal probe. I never asked for the **anal** probe. **I** never asked for the anal probe. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6061 "2024-01-13T18:22:30Z")
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