# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 311
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6202 "2024-02-21T15:35:01Z")
[While I’m trying to decide which quote from **The Hospital** is the best to use, The **Dame** swoops in and snags the best one – oh, it is sooo _on_! 😉 😆 In the meantime:] BIP: We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid’s chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. Ham and eggs will all right. Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6203 "2024-02-21T21:06:43Z")
Well, nice work, Hollywood. You were just about to crack open the chest of a 6 year-old boy to cure a case of diarrhea. Now, listen up smart ass. Next time I tell you how to treat a patient of mine, you’d better damn well do it, doctor. I doubt you’d know crap from Crisco. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2024, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6204 "2024-02-21T22:47:56Z")
I may not be the best doctor in the world, but I reckon I’m the best one practicing without a license. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6205 "2024-02-22T03:17:52Z")
Rectum? Damn near killed em! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6206 "2024-02-22T22:03:24Z")
Dear Lord, please guide my hands. I don’t want to kill anybody. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6207 "2024-02-23T01:05:20Z")
We’ll make a wager. The doctor can use his science, I’ll pray to Hermes. We’ll see who dies and who is saved. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6208 "2024-02-23T03:02:37Z")
You don’t wanna die, but you don’t know how to take a life. Give it to me. These men will kill you and take it anyway. You can tell them I took it by force. Give it to me, and I do what you should’a did ten minutes ago. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6209 "2024-02-23T16:36:28Z")
I think I can handle it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6210 "2024-02-23T18:58:21Z")
Yes, but before that, you has made your mistake. And many mistakes before that. Many, many, many, many… Many mistakes before that! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6211 "2024-02-24T02:31:12Z")
We’re not students, we’re Ramones. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6212 "2024-02-24T19:56:50Z")
I have nothing further to teach you. You possess the knowledge. All that is lacking is the will. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6213 "2024-02-25T01:22:31Z")
Do or do not. There is no try. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6214 "2024-02-25T20:50:29Z")
- Now what? - I don’t know. Philosophize with him. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6215 "2024-02-25T20:52:34Z")
- [Dole Office Clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0037735/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Occupation? - [Comicus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Stand-up philosopher. - [Dole Office Clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0037735/?ref_=ttqu_qu): What? - [Comicus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension. - [Dole Office Clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0037735/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Oh, a _bullshit_ artist! - [Comicus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/?ref_=ttqu_qu): _Grumble_… - [Dole Office Clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0037735/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Did you bullshit last week? - [Comicus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/?ref_=ttqu_qu): No. - [Dole Office Clerk](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0037735/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Did you _try_ to bullshit last week? - [Comicus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000316/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Yes! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2024, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6216 "2024-02-25T23:48:31Z")
There’s no way to make it sound like an achievement! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6217 "2024-02-26T17:51:40Z")
I got it! I got it! I don’t got it. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2024, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6218 "2024-02-26T22:36:59Z")
You’ve lost everything you lied so hard to achieve. Tell me, what’s next for you? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6219 "2024-02-28T20:55:52Z")
Next time I get hitched, it’s for dough. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6220 "2024-02-29T23:06:16Z")
Look Marty, the only thing that counts is that stuff you take to the bank, that filthy buck that everybody sneers at, but slugs to get. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2024, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6221 "2024-03-01T00:56:32Z")
Yeah, there’s a lot of bad ‘isms’ floatin’ around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it’s the same - don’t care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=310) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=312)