# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 313
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6242 "2024-03-05T03:56:14Z")
Now, when we come to the part where I say, “You may kiss the bride,” you may kiss the bride. But don’t stick your tongue in her mouth. This might be funny to your friends, but it would be embarrassing to your parents. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6243 "2024-03-05T14:01:38Z")
Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today . Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6244 "2024-03-05T21:33:14Z")
I’ve been a good husband. You got everything you want. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6245 "2024-03-06T15:39:41Z")
Consider that a [_divose._](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsgJLpIn6Ig) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6246 "2024-03-06T19:25:17Z")
Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, divorce lawyers see good people at their worst. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6247 "2024-03-06T21:04:37Z")
There are two dilemmas… that rattle the human skull. How do you hold onto someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2024, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6248 "2024-03-06T23:43:26Z")
Put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you don’t know whose is whose. Because someday, believe it or not, you’ll go 15 rounds over who’s gonna get this coffee table. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6249 "2024-03-07T16:17:56Z")
The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6250 "2024-03-08T04:30:07Z")
Why am I calling you by your first names? I don’t even know who you are. I still call my boss “Mister”, I worked for him for seven and a half years but I walk in here, all of a sudden, total stranger, I’m calling you Rick and Sheila like we’re in some kind of AA meeting. I don’t want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6251 "2024-03-08T21:05:35Z")
(getting ready to eat in the mess hall) Sit. Adjust. Pray. Attack. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6252 "2024-03-08T22:00:26Z")
``` The rival leaders signal for attack. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6253 "2024-03-08T22:56:43Z")
We’ve been up on that hill ten times, and they _still_ don’t think we’re serious! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6254 "2024-03-09T17:44:00Z")
“But who measured the first hill?” “God.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6255 "2024-03-09T18:06:32Z")
We are averting our eyes, O Lord. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6256 "2024-03-09T18:35:50Z")
Marian, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Marian. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6257 "2024-03-09T18:54:37Z")
- Are you going to shoot me? - That depends. Do you see me? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2024, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6258 "2024-03-10T22:38:21Z")
You want to move that target back so it’s a fit distance for men to shoot at? ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6259 "2024-03-11T13:34:49Z")
Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That’s what the bullets are for, you twit! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6260 "2024-03-11T16:06:52Z")
**Bugs** : Duck season! **Daffy** : Wabbit season! **Bugs** : Duck season! **Daffy** : Wabbit season! **Bugs** : Duck season!! **Daffy** : Wabbit season!! **Bugs** : _Wabbit season!_ **Daffy** : Duck season!!! **Bugs** : Wabbit season!!! **Daffy** : [I say it’s Duck season, and I say, FIRE!](https://allthetropes.org/wiki/Too_Dumb_to_Live) _BLAM!_ ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6261 "2024-03-11T18:29:52Z")
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