# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 319
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6362 "2024-04-11T14:35:29Z")
Mr. Kroger: Two C’s, two D’s, and an F. That’s a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger. You’re at the top of the Delta pledge class. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6363 "2024-04-11T18:15:08Z")
You know, I’ve had a lot of former students ascend to positions of authority. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6364 "2024-04-11T22:11:03Z")
How will the world speak my name in years to come? Will I be known as the philosopher? The warrior? The tyrant? Or will I be the Emperor who gave Rome back her true self? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6365 "2024-04-11T22:14:13Z")
Are you not entertained?! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6366 "2024-04-11T22:20:15Z")
And if you’re real good, I’ll make you feel good, I want your spirits to climb, So let me entertain you, And we’ll have a real good time; Yes, sir!, We’ll have a real good time. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6367 "2024-04-11T22:56:15Z")
Let’s ride with the family down the street Through the courtesy of Fred’s two feet When you’re with the Flintstones Have a yabba dabba doo time, a dabba doo time We’ll have a gay old time ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6368 "2024-04-11T23:00:39Z")
Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso All for Zorro stand up and say so! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2024, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6369 "2024-04-11T23:37:16Z")
You know Zorrro. He could be anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6370 "2024-04-12T00:23:22Z")
They seek him in Heaven, they seek him in Hell, That damn’d elusive Pimpernel! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6371 "2024-04-12T16:10:56Z")
He’s hiding in a priest’s hole. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2024, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6372 "2024-04-12T20:56:42Z")
“What’s your job?” “Priest.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6373 "2024-04-13T15:15:29Z")
- Do you receive a salary for your work? - No. I’m doing it for love. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6374 "2024-04-13T18:57:59Z")
(_Whispers_) I love my job I love my job I love … my … job. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6375 "2024-04-14T16:47:51Z")
On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6376 "2024-04-14T16:51:08Z")
God hates me. Hate him back; it works for me. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6377 "2024-04-14T17:37:05Z")
That’s the trouble with this stinking world. Nobody loves nobody. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6378 "2024-04-14T20:00:06Z")
What’s that stench? It’s fantastic! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6379 "2024-04-14T20:22:11Z")
If I thought that for one second that you would betray me, I would be forced to suspend you, head first, in the Bog of Eternal Stench. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2024, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6380 "2024-04-14T23:29:32Z")
Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6381 "2024-04-15T14:56:47Z")
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