# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 327
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6522 "2024-05-22T23:08:37Z")
I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6523 "2024-05-23T01:52:43Z")
- [Bank Guard](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0254387/?ref_=ttqu_qu): What the hell kind of clown are you? - [Grimm](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000195/?ref_=ttqu_qu): The crying on the inside kind, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6524 "2024-05-23T12:43:11Z")
Clowns are funny people. They only love once. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6525 "2024-05-23T13:33:32Z")
Send in the clowns. There ought to be clowns. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6526 "2024-05-23T13:56:30Z")
My son, In this life, we have to do what we know how to. Cats drink milk, mice eat cheese… and I’m a clown. What about you? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6527 "2024-05-23T15:22:40Z")
I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I’ll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and… walk in and see and, uh… if you don’t have my money for me, I’ll… crack your fuckin’ head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I’m comin’ out of jail, hopefully, you’ll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I’ll split your fuckin’ head open again. ‘Cause I’m fuckin’ stupid. I don’t give a fuck about jail. That’s my business. That’s what I do. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6528 "2024-05-23T16:20:36Z")
What a maroon. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6529 "2024-05-23T17:26:15Z")
That’ll a polite word for what you are. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6530 "2024-05-26T14:34:32Z")
I am Oz! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6531 "2024-05-26T14:37:54Z")
I am Spartacus! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6532 "2024-05-26T16:05:13Z")
My friends call me Mr President. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6533 "2024-05-26T21:26:17Z")
They call me **Mister** Tibbs. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6534 "2024-05-26T21:29:26Z")
🎵 To Sir, with love. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6535 "2024-05-27T01:08:23Z")
🎵 Brave Sir Robin ran away 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6536 "2024-05-27T15:08:57Z")
- [_Robin Hood comes back from the Crusades_] - [Maid Marian](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000030/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You never wrote. - [Robin Hood](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000125/?ref_=ttqu_qu): I don’t know how ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6537 "2024-05-27T20:46:42Z")
There are these women who call themselves the Secretaries of Juliet. They write letters to the people that write letters to Juliet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6538 "2024-05-28T00:40:55Z")
Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6539 "2024-05-28T03:32:04Z")
You can’t fool me! There ain’t no Sanity Clause! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6540 "2024-05-28T21:29:18Z")
It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6541 "2024-05-28T22:23:39Z")
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