# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 328
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2024, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6542 "2024-05-28T22:45:56Z")
Ding dong, Bard of Avon calling! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6543 "2024-05-29T15:49:35Z")
_Ding dong, the witch is dead Which old witch? The Wicked Witch_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6544 "2024-05-29T16:58:56Z")
What makes you think she’s a witch? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6545 "2024-05-29T17:45:16Z")
You’re a wizard, Harry. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6546 "2024-05-29T20:53:44Z")
I’m a maid who would marry And will take with no qualm, Any Tom, Dick, or Harry, Any Harry, Dick, or Tom. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2024, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6547 "2024-05-29T21:09:35Z")
Here you may see Benedick the married man. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6548 "2024-05-30T00:07:58Z")
That’s the wonderful part about being with a married man. No matter what happens, he can’t possibly ask you to marry him. Because he’s married already. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6549 "2024-05-30T02:54:21Z")
I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, “If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?” ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6550 "2024-05-30T12:57:59Z")
I know my country better than the Greeks, I think. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6551 "2024-05-30T15:19:45Z")
I don’t know, it’s all Greek to me. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6552 "2024-05-30T16:21:06Z")
Greek aunties are better than dating apps. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2024, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6553 "2024-05-30T19:35:44Z")
Darling! I’m your Auntie Mame! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6554 "2024-05-31T01:04:46Z")
- Where’s my uncle? - You’ll never see him again. Your uncle’s a dead man. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6555 "2024-05-31T04:07:12Z")
“Ooh, we’re afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble.” Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I’m not gonna take this. Wormer, he’s a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6556 "2024-05-31T15:24:46Z")
He’s large. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6557 "2024-05-31T18:26:48Z")
Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you! At last, I know the secret of it all! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2024, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6558 "2024-05-31T18:44:55Z")
My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6559 "2024-06-01T14:07:34Z")
Chalkboard Restaurant Menu Reg. Dinner 15c Short Orders Ham & Eggs 15c Pork Chops 20c Steaks 25c (_She Done Him Wrong_ - 1933} [No, I wasn’t there/here] ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6560 "2024-06-01T14:15:07Z")
Yankee bean soup, coleslaw, and tuna surprise… _(cash register sound)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6561 "2024-06-01T18:01:37Z")
I used to eat there. Really good noodles. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=327) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=329)