# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6662 "2024-06-26T19:11:49Z")

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On behalf of the body, I’d like to thank you all for a lovely funeral.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6663 "2024-06-29T14:39:09Z")

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The funeral is about to begin…sir.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6664 "2024-06-29T18:35:54Z")

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The king is dead.

Long live the King!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6665 "2024-06-30T04:37:36Z")

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Who needs a king?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6666 "2024-06-30T10:34:29Z")

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Off with his head! Off with his head!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6667 "2024-06-30T13:58:43Z")

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Well, I’m the last man to want to walk around without a head.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6668 "2024-06-30T16:25:29Z")

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I would laugh and be merry, Life would be a ding-a-derry,  
If I only had a brain.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6669 "2024-06-30T19:06:17Z")

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If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow your nose.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6670 "2024-06-30T19:54:48Z")

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- Would you like to powder your nose?
- I’d love to.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6671 "2024-06-30T20:03:06Z")

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I just don’t understand it, Daddy, but this little baby has got to go winky tinky all the time.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6672 "2024-07-01T15:56:53Z")

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After all, everyone here was a baby once, and they got through it all right.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6673 "2024-07-01T17:56:33Z")

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We’re mutts! Here’s proof: his nose is cold.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6674 "2024-07-01T18:24:15Z")

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I’m tired and I’m hungry. And my tail’s froze, and my nose is froze, and my ears are froze, and my _toes_ are froze!

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6675 "2024-07-01T21:29:40Z")

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Moses supposes his toeses are roses,  
But Moses supposes erroneously.  
Now, Moses, he knowses his toeses aren’t roses  
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6676 "2024-07-02T19:24:15Z")

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Just remember in the winter  
Far beneath the bitter snow,  
Lies the seed that with the sun’s love  
In the spring becomes the rose.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6677 "2024-07-02T20:23:36Z")

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A wed wose. How womantic.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6678 "2024-07-03T04:02:47Z")

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Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6679 "2024-07-03T15:46:15Z")

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If we end up together, then this is the most romantic evening of my life. And if we don’t, then I’m the world’s biggest slut.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6680 "2024-07-03T17:55:16Z")

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Mama, face it: I was the slut of all time!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2024, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6681 "2024-07-03T18:00:16Z")

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I wrote a book, and it got published. It’s called ‘Owen and Owen’s Friend Larry’. And it’s all about you, me, and Momma, and our times that we shared together.

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