# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6762 "2024-07-30T12:22:07Z")

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Beetlejuice!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6763 "2024-07-30T14:30:38Z")

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Oh, no, here comes Miss Hit-and-run!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6764 "2024-07-30T14:32:27Z")

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You’re killing me, Smalls!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6765 "2024-07-30T19:37:16Z")

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Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?

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**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6766 "2024-07-31T02:04:02Z")

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What the hell, you gotta die of somethin’ !

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6767 "2024-07-31T05:03:46Z")

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Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach – those that are already dead and those that are gonna die.

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6768 "2024-07-31T13:32:27Z")

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“You’re trying to buy up that beach property so you can expand your O.F.H.”

“And what is O.F.H.?”

“Old Folks Home.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6769 "2024-07-31T14:04:37Z")

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Get old, you can’t even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6770 "2024-07-31T18:36:22Z")

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[_sneering and aiming his gun_] Get off my lawn!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6771 "2024-07-31T23:30:51Z")

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[_deep, gutteral voice_] Get out!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6772 "2024-08-01T17:34:03Z")

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Hello, I must be going! I came to say I cannot stay; I must be going.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6773 "2024-08-01T22:54:30Z")

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Oh?.. oh! Willy’s nephew Ben. Sure, hello. How are you?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6774 "2024-08-02T00:12:08Z")

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[_about Willie Gingrich_] This guy is so full of angles and gimmicks and twists; he starts to describe a doughnut and it comes out a pretzel.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6775 "2024-08-02T13:17:10Z")

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Man, you find the old and young  
Twistin’ the night away.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2024, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6776 "2024-08-02T15:41:12Z")

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Look, there’s the old man from scene 24.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6777 "2024-08-03T15:53:24Z")

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You know the scene where I say, “Imperious princess of the night?” I don’t like those lines there. Is it okay if I say what I always do? “I love you, I love you, I love you.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6778 "2024-08-03T16:22:05Z")

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You know what this is like? It’s like those old movies we both love. Now, I’m going to tell you my whole plan, and then I’m going to come up with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you, and you’ll find an equally convoluted way to escape.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6779 "2024-08-03T17:01:21Z")

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You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6780 "2024-08-03T20:42:31Z")

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Y’know the thing about a shark, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then…

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6781 "2024-08-03T22:44:46Z")

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But I’m telling you, and I’m telling everybody at this table that that’s a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I’ve seen one up close. And you’d better do something about this one, because I don’t intend to go through that hell again!

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