# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 342
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6822 "2024-08-16T20:09:19Z")
Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6823 "2024-08-16T22:54:24Z")
The call is coming from inside the house ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6824 "2024-08-16T23:08:57Z")
I’ll get another one. New life, new phone. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6825 "2024-08-16T23:15:10Z")
Blanche, you aren’t ever gonna sell this house… and you aren’t ever gonna leave it… either. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6826 "2024-08-17T14:13:17Z")
You will have protection. You’ll have your own bank account. You will own your own real estate. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6827 "2024-08-17T14:25:45Z")
I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6828 "2024-08-17T18:48:32Z")
Get busy living, or get busy dying. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6829 "2024-08-17T21:08:39Z")
-Live? -Yes! Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6830 "2024-08-18T16:06:33Z")
Every meal’s a banquet, every formation, a parade. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6831 "2024-08-18T19:13:16Z")
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6832 "2024-08-18T23:27:42Z")
You know, if you’re gonna jerk off, why don’t you just do it at home with a moist towel? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6833 "2024-08-19T00:25:09Z")
Do we have the strength to carry on this mighty task in one night; or are we _just jerking off_? ---
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6834 "2024-08-19T00:44:40Z")
I aim to misbehave. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6835 "2024-08-19T01:24:55Z")
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6836 "2024-08-19T02:04:48Z")
Clerk: Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God? Witness: Ain’t no thing. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6837 "2024-08-19T13:19:58Z")
Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? Mae West: No. I’m doin’ my best to hide it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6838 "2024-08-19T13:34:50Z")
Why are you going hunting? Shouldn’t you be out preparing for court? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6839 "2024-08-19T14:18:31Z")
I may not be much, Mr. Finch, but I’m still Sheriff of Maycomb County, and Bob Ewell fell on his knife. Good night, sir. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2024, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6840 "2024-08-19T20:01:01Z")
Somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2024, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6841 "2024-08-20T18:32:24Z")
Now this here is a man who takes his job just a little too seriously, don’t you think? Come to think of it, Blade, I owe you one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=341) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=343)