# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 345
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6882 "2024-09-04T18:49:25Z")
I have faith in you, but this isn’t a junkyard, this is a garage. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6883 "2024-09-04T21:30:09Z")
Okay. Okay. I believe. I believe. I believe. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6884 "2024-09-04T21:35:20Z")
The band. The band. The BAND! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6885 "2024-09-05T15:26:31Z")
We’re putting the band back together! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6886 "2024-09-05T15:58:13Z")
[_When Jimmy is reluctant to sign a management contract_] Are you crazy? A man in a really nice camper wants to put our song on the radio! Gimme a pen; I’m signin’, you’re signin’, we’re all signin’! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6887 "2024-09-05T19:20:21Z")
I’m sorry, Mr. President. I cannot, in good conscience, sign such a document. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2024, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6888 "2024-09-05T22:48:14Z")
Luca Brasi held a gun to his head, and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6889 "2024-09-06T01:32:31Z")
Under section 37-B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if, and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy, I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera, fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera, memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6890 "2024-09-06T18:28:45Z")
I coulda been a contender, I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6891 "2024-09-06T20:19:45Z")
What’s the matter with you? Is this what you’ve become, a Hollywood finocchio who cries like a woman? “Oh, what do I do? What do I do?” What is that nonsense? Ridiculous! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2024, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6892 "2024-09-07T18:29:33Z")
Pull-yourself-together! ‘What will you do?’ Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who _you_ are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6893 "2024-09-08T20:37:02Z")
Use your karate chop action. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6894 "2024-09-08T22:26:14Z")
Somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t, I won’t. The hell I won’t. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6895 "2024-09-09T14:25:53Z")
Somebody give me a 1,2,3,go. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6896 "2024-09-09T17:33:07Z")
If you say “three,” mister, you’ll never hear the man count “ten.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6897 "2024-09-09T18:52:28Z")
That’s not a threat, just simple numbers. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6898 "2024-09-09T21:00:52Z")
Five numbers. It’s got half the code. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2024, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6899 "2024-09-09T22:21:47Z")
The numbers are a warning, but not just to me or any random group. They’re a warning to everyone. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6900 "2024-09-10T15:33:18Z")
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/6901 "2024-09-10T21:00:03Z")
Together, you’ll make one salary. And when the baby comes, they’ll be three people living on half a salary. That’s the half you can’t even count on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=344) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=346)