# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 351
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7002 "2024-10-12T17:19:44Z")
“Love and kisses Zaphod?” You didn’t even read it, did you? My whole planet destroyed because you thought someone wanted your autograph! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7003 "2024-10-12T17:24:04Z")
Wait a minute. John Doe don’t want to sign no autographs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7004 "2024-10-12T17:58:38Z")
He signs his checks with X’s but they cash them just the same. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7005 "2024-10-12T20:07:55Z")
Right now, his physical assets total about 95 cents. And spiritually, well there’s more starch in your laundry bag! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7006 "2024-10-13T21:26:28Z")
It goes quite quickly. You know, you learn to spend what’s in your pocket. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7007 "2024-10-14T18:57:22Z")
Come tomorrow, you are dead broke. It’s all over. You don’t even have a job playing baseball anymore. And what do you do? You throw a party with last thirty-eight thousand. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7008 "2024-10-14T19:15:30Z")
All right. The party’s over. Get in the spaceship. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7009 "2024-10-15T01:28:07Z")
- I think that door just sighed. - Ghastly, isn’t it? All the doors on this spaceship have been programmed to have a cheery and sunny disposition. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7010 "2024-10-15T16:15:53Z")
Just goin’ into the yard to get one of those sex robots for Sam. His other one broke down from overexertion, it sounds like. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7011 "2024-10-15T18:46:50Z")
Now, do you wanna do it just like that with no feeling on my part? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7012 "2024-10-15T19:42:39Z")
And for the record, Ava’s not pretending to like you. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7013 "2024-10-15T20:41:30Z")
Everyone says, “I love you.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7014 "2024-10-15T21:48:31Z")
I know. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7015 "2024-10-15T22:07:46Z")
I must have loved you for years, only I was such a stupid fool I didn’t know it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7016 "2024-10-15T22:10:18Z")
There was love all around, but I never heard it singing. No, I never heard it at all 'til there was you. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7017 "2024-10-16T13:38:04Z")
A singing competition. Just think, your neighbor, the-the-the grocery store manager, that-that-that-that chicken, right there. Everyone in the city gets a shot at being a star live on my stage! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7018 "2024-10-16T14:52:36Z")
[_Heihei the chicken floats by, five feet away from the raft, his head under the water’s surface with his legs sticking up in the air_] ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7019 "2024-10-16T22:03:07Z")
If he wishes to swim in dangerous waters, who are we to deny him? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7020 "2024-10-17T15:46:04Z")
It’s okay, no sharks come here. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2024, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7021 "2024-10-17T16:11:17Z")
But I’m telling you, and I’m telling everybody at this table that that’s a shark! And I know what a shark looks like, because I’ve seen one up close. And you’d better do something about this one, because I don’t intend to go through that hell again! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=350) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=352)