# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 354
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7062 "2024-10-29T18:57:03Z")
Let’s go now. I’m ready to go now. Why wait? Early bird gathers no moss. Rolling stone catches the worm, right? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7063 "2024-10-29T22:58:55Z")
I’ve been waiting for you. What took you so long? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7064 "2024-10-30T02:22:27Z")
You’re still here? It’s over, go home. Oh, you’re expecting a teaser for _Deadpool 2._ Well, we don’t have that kind of money. Were you expecting Sam Jackson to show up with an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go! Go… ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7065 "2024-10-30T17:23:20Z")
Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7066 "2024-10-30T18:25:10Z")
Correction, sir. I lost both legs. I did not die. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7067 "2024-10-30T19:14:38Z")
It’s just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7068 "2024-10-30T23:52:34Z")
During the night, old Perkins got his leg bitten sort of… off. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7069 "2024-10-31T13:59:36Z")
Kenneth: Is everyone there dead? Steve: Or dead-ish ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7070 "2024-10-31T14:27:05Z")
Please don’t wake my friend. He’s dead tired. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7071 "2024-10-31T17:58:03Z")
You killed my brother! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7072 "2024-10-31T18:58:24Z")
- Sully, do you remember when I promised to kill you last? - Yeah, Matrix, I do! - I lied. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7073 "2024-10-31T19:04:52Z")
He never told lies, he never took drugs, and he never cheated on anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7074 "2024-10-31T19:15:24Z")
…'cause he sounds like a drag. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7075 "2024-10-31T21:00:36Z")
When a gay man has way too much fashion sense for one gender he is a drag queen. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7076 "2024-11-01T04:26:32Z")
Milan, darling. Milan. Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them… spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for _gods_! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7077 "2024-11-01T13:59:52Z")
I’ve got 24 hours to get rid of this… bozo, or the entire scheme I’ve been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke, and YOU ARE WEARING HIS MERCHANDISE? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7078 "2024-11-01T15:43:32Z")
I like clowns, but they should be funny. It’s a clown’s business being funny. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7079 "2024-11-01T16:29:49Z")
[OK, this one’s too obvious, but…] I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7080 "2024-11-01T19:02:52Z")
You know, I am actually offended by your accusization, you understand? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7081 "2024-11-02T17:22:16Z")
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