# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7142 "2024-11-21T00:13:50Z")

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[_grinning_] He got a real pretty mouth ain’t he?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7143 "2024-11-21T00:46:36Z")

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I stick a razor in my mouth and do this… And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7144 "2024-11-21T19:42:02Z")

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You should have seen his face!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7145 "2024-11-21T21:27:35Z")

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Shut up! A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7146 "2024-11-22T14:24:41Z")

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Too much talk always spoils it.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7147 "2024-11-22T19:32:08Z")

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“No." That’s the first thing you’ve said in the last four hours. That’s, a fountain of conversation there, buddy. That’s a geyser.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7148 "2024-11-23T14:03:53Z")

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Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

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**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7149 "2024-11-23T14:13:52Z")

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Watch where you aim that morning breath. That should come with a warning label.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7150 "2024-11-23T18:18:31Z")

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She wears dresses… with no labels! What a freak!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7151 "2024-11-23T19:31:01Z")

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Only in Hollywood do women faint because some queer deigns to design their clothes.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7152 "2024-11-23T19:33:08Z")

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Taffeta, darling!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7153 "2024-11-23T23:28:11Z")

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Supermodels. Heh! Nothing super about them… spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves. Feh! I used to design for _gods_!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7154 "2024-11-24T15:00:00Z")

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You’re dirty, Lips. You need a bath.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7155 "2024-11-24T15:14:23Z")

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The preacher said all my sins is washed away. Including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7156 "2024-11-24T18:31:06Z")

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Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin’ “Repent! Repent!” and I got to moanin’ “Save me! Save me!” and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man’s footsteps!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7157 "2024-11-25T03:37:24Z")

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That’s what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that, have I found Jesus yet? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I’d get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7158 "2024-11-25T13:54:39Z")

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I hate active listeners. I always feel like they’re to busy pretending to be listening to hear what I’m saying.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7159 "2024-11-25T22:12:07Z")

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No, I won’t listen, and I won’t hear you out. Your passion is compelling. It’s also useless.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7160 "2024-11-26T20:31:46Z")

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I talk too much. I also listen too much.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7161 "2024-11-27T00:11:11Z")

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Times are tough; still I treat you to a lovely evening, and I get smart-alek BACKTALK.

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