# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 363
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7242 "2025-01-05T18:43:31Z")
He said that tomorrow I’ll turn into a monster. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7243 "2025-01-05T19:45:09Z")
I’m loud and I’m vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody’s got to, but I am not a monster. I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7244 "2025-01-06T01:42:54Z")
I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7245 "2025-01-06T16:40:22Z")
You can never lose me, Laura. I’m your monster. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7246 "2025-01-06T21:36:40Z")
Touch-a, touch-a, touch me, creature of the night! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7247 "2025-01-07T00:50:53Z")
Some oriental guy touched my holy of holies! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2025, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7248 "2025-01-07T16:22:56Z")
The sun shined as bright as its flame could blaze, Trying so hard each day to reach down And touch each face. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7249 "2025-01-08T01:01:36Z")
🎶 _I love to sing-a About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a_ ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7250 "2025-01-08T01:14:36Z")
Incrredible as it might seem, ladies and gentlemen, after their bizarre, bloodcurdling rampage of destruction, these strange creatures now appear to be mounting what seems to be a musical number. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7251 "2025-01-09T20:46:10Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to paradise. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7252 "2025-01-09T20:52:56Z")
Welcome to the party, pal! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7253 "2025-01-10T00:31:33Z")
Party on, Wayne. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7254 "2025-01-10T03:29:26Z")
And most recently of all, a “Roman Toga Party” was held from which we have received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7255 "2025-01-10T15:16:38Z")
The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of… cloth. You understand me? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7256 "2025-01-10T15:54:51Z")
JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin’ my best to hide it. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7257 "2025-01-10T18:59:41Z")
There’s no shame in hiding. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7258 "2025-01-10T19:01:31Z")
You can run, but you can’t hide! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2025, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7259 "2025-01-10T21:28:12Z")
All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive’s name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7260 "2025-01-11T09:13:02Z")
STRANGE WOMAN: It is a most elusive fish! STRANGE MAN: And it went wherever I did go. STRANGE WOMAN: Ooooh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2025, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7261 "2025-01-11T14:45:37Z")
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