# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7282 "2025-01-18T21:13:48Z")
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2025, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7283 "2025-01-18T22:18:00Z")
We are in Sodom to win the people over to decency. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7284 "2025-01-19T14:44:32Z")
I have a very good friend named Biggus Dickus. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7285 "2025-01-19T14:54:51Z")
It’s an insane world, but in it there’s one sanity: the loyalty of old friends. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7286 "2025-01-19T15:14:53Z")
Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2025, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7287 "2025-01-19T18:13:19Z")
You oughta know, honey, you just came out of the nuthouse. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7288 "2025-01-20T02:22:30Z")
- How old are you? - Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7289 "2025-01-20T16:47:25Z")
So okay, alimony sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7290 "2025-01-20T19:19:28Z")
I was married to him for eight months; I gave him the best years of my life! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2025, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7291 "2025-01-20T22:29:59Z")
I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7292 "2025-01-21T19:23:54Z")
Mrs. Hogwallop up and R-U-N-N-O-F-T. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7293 "2025-01-21T19:55:24Z")
You know, getting married is like buying a new horse… going into a strange saloon… ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7294 "2025-01-21T21:06:31Z")
There’s a time for everything. There’s a time for having a horse in the Grand National, being in love, having children; yes, even for dying. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7295 "2025-01-21T23:54:15Z")
It’s giving life that counts. Until you’re ready for it, all the rest is just a big fraud. All the crazy haircuts in the world won’t keep it turning. Life isn’t a love-in–it’s the dishes, and the orthodontist, and the shoe repairman, and… ground round instead of roast beef. And I’ll tell you something else: It isn’t going to a bed with a man that proves you’re in love with him; it’s getting up in the morning and facing the drab, miserable, wonderful everyday world with him that counts! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7296 "2025-01-22T00:42:27Z")
I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2025, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7297 "2025-01-22T19:10:47Z")
Wedding. Holy mackerel, I’m married. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7298 "2025-01-23T19:04:52Z")
Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7299 "2025-01-23T19:13:24Z")
Perhaps the time has come to reinstitute and old custom. Grant them Prima Nocta. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7300 "2025-01-23T21:36:03Z")
Traditiooooon! Tradition! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2025, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7301 "2025-01-23T22:01:33Z")
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=364) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=366)