# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7322 "2025-01-31T14:18:17Z")

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The girl can sing… About that I was never wrong.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7323 "2025-01-31T21:30:11Z")

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Sing, my angel of music!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7324 "2025-01-31T22:03:09Z")

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You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2025, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7325 "2025-01-31T22:03:13Z")

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Blech! My lips touched dog lips! Blech! Ugh! Poison! Dog lips! Blech! Ugh!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7326 "2025-02-01T16:09:45Z")

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Disgusting! You don’t expect me to eat fish that’s been eating worms, do you?

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7327 "2025-02-01T16:34:57Z")

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Waiter! There are snails on her plate! Now get them out of here before she sees them!

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**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7328 "2025-02-01T17:10:55Z")

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Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2025, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7329 "2025-02-01T20:52:10Z")

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- Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.
- With relish.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7330 "2025-02-02T05:59:21Z")

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- OK, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.
- A number two, a chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
- Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7331 "2025-02-02T12:31:44Z")

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And two hard boiled eggs.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7332 "2025-02-02T15:55:40Z")

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I can eat fifty eggs.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7333 "2025-02-02T16:00:08Z")

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Eggses! Wet, crunchy little eggses! Grandmother taught us how to suck them, yes!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7334 "2025-02-02T18:47:28Z")

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Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2025, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7335 "2025-02-02T19:22:51Z")

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I’ve decided to retire and let myself go. I’ll have potatoes for lunch and potatoes for dinner and beer.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7336 "2025-02-03T14:42:54Z")

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This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7337 "2025-02-03T14:53:19Z")

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Look around, Lorne. You haven’t locked the script, your crew is in open rebellion.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2025, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7338 "2025-02-03T23:26:21Z")

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- Audience? What audience? Audience?
- You knew there was an audience. What did you think those seats were for?
- I haven’t performed in front of an audience in 28 years! Audience? I played a butler. I had one line! I forgot it.
- Don’t worry, this is gonna be easy.
- For you, maybe. Not for me. I’m not an actor, I’m a movie star!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2025, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7339 "2025-02-04T21:16:59Z")

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When the butler is back to refresh the teapots, he says, cool as a cucumber : “Dinner will be served at the usual time, my lord. And I am pleased to say there will be no discernible traces left of the recent occurrence by that time.”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7340 "2025-02-05T04:35:41Z")

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What does it feel like to raise a white child when your own child’s at home being looked after by somebody else?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2025, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7341 "2025-02-05T13:03:18Z")

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I was born a poor black child.

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