# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7362 "2025-02-13T15:14:12Z")
From them and-and others, like Saint John of the Cross, I learned that-that everyone has a dark night of the soul, not just us criminals. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7363 "2025-02-13T22:21:10Z")
Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7364 "2025-02-14T00:59:06Z")
- I suppose they’ll lock me up as well. As your accomplice… - Accomplice? I’m going to tell them the whole thing was your idea. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7365 "2025-02-14T15:22:12Z")
I used to think they were followers with no ideas or vision. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7366 "2025-02-14T17:51:21Z")
We are talking about a non-exclusive, egalitarian brotherhood where community status and more importantly, age, have no bearing whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2025, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7367 "2025-02-14T22:42:38Z")
- There goes a thousand dollars. - Your shoes cost a thousand dollars? - That one did. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7368 "2025-02-15T21:44:24Z")
I was just gonna tell you to wear matching socks tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7369 "2025-02-15T21:49:12Z")
Complete mystery to me. Woke up just now, one sock too many. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2025, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7370 "2025-02-15T22:11:04Z")
I’ve had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7371 "2025-02-16T00:46:01Z")
Well goddammit Indy where doesn’t it hurt? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7372 "2025-02-16T12:05:51Z")
Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7373 "2025-02-16T16:25:13Z")
- Put your hand in the box. - What’s in the box? - Pain. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2025, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7374 "2025-02-16T19:07:51Z")
- How does it taste? - Just… just awful, terrible, but it’s the most potent painkiller we’ve got. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7375 "2025-02-17T15:17:49Z")
I’ve had dirt. I don’t like dirt. It tastes like dirt. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7376 "2025-02-17T15:45:50Z")
God made dirt, and dirt don’t hurt. Put it in your mouth and let it work. Dirt! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7377 "2025-02-17T17:15:41Z")
`FOREIGN CONTAMINATE` (Computer voice) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7378 "2025-02-17T20:03:39Z")
COMPLIANCE! (also in computer voice) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7379 "2025-02-18T00:49:49Z")
Your robot voice sounds an awful lot like a human voice. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7380 "2025-02-18T01:14:08Z")
I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2025, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7381 "2025-02-18T06:06:01Z")
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