# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7422 "2025-03-09T18:52:04Z")

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I’m talking about the gas chamber, and you haven’t even asked me what this is about. You’ve got a big “Guilty” sign around your neck

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7423 "2025-03-09T20:36:53Z")

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Ahh, but the strawberries! That’s - that’s where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist! And I’d have PRODUCED that key if they hadn’t have pulled the Caine out of action!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7424 "2025-03-10T14:27:31Z")

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“They keep the liquor locked up.”

“It’s okay. I always carry my own keys.”

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2025, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7425 "2025-03-10T17:52:03Z")

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And this, here, this lady here. This is my mother. As you can see, she’s rather drunk.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7426 "2025-03-11T13:51:23Z")

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It’s a medicinal fact that rum gets a man’s heart started in the morning. I’m surprised you didn’t know that.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2025, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7427 "2025-03-12T23:18:59Z")

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Yes. Sweetheart, I have a rare condition which requires me to drink one of those every 15 minutes, please.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7428 "2025-03-13T13:48:38Z")

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How do you feel?

Terrible. I must have gone to bed sober.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7429 "2025-03-13T14:00:28Z")

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You’re even better than the old-fashioned sleeping pill.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7430 "2025-03-13T17:19:06Z")

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She’s changed, Jen. She’s starts at 5:30 in the morning, still punchy from last night’s sleeping pills. So, she takes a red pill to pep herself up and at midnight she’s still flying. I try to talk to her. It’s like a brick wall.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7431 "2025-03-14T18:28:55Z")

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Let me guess, you’re here because you thought it’d be fun to fly airplanes. Go home while you still can.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7432 "2025-03-14T18:56:03Z")

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2025, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7433 "2025-03-14T20:02:09Z")

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Wow. I am sexually aroused, Commander.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7434 "2025-03-15T14:24:57Z")

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I got a uniform and a conscience. Right now, the uniform covers the conscience.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7435 "2025-03-16T02:33:41Z")

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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubble gum.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7436 "2025-03-16T13:41:17Z")

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This obelisk is of your hardest stone. Kick it.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7437 "2025-03-17T17:14:45Z")

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I won’t be wronged, I won’t be insulted, and I won’t be laid a hand on. I don’t do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7438 "2025-03-17T17:21:12Z")

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The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7439 "2025-03-17T21:24:55Z")

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But most of all, I remember Mama.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7440 "2025-03-17T22:14:48Z")

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I would have liked to have seen Montana.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7441 "2025-03-17T23:21:00Z")

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If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don’t know. Maybe it was Utah.

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