# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 373
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7442 "2025-03-18T00:32:02Z")
There was Dallas, from Phoenix; Cleveland - he was from Detroit; and Tex… well, I don’t remember where Tex come from. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2025, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7443 "2025-03-18T18:43:35Z")
And Tex, I don’t want another report on “Smokey the Cow Horse”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7444 "2025-03-19T16:25:09Z")
Whoa! Good shootin’ there, Tex! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7445 "2025-03-19T17:20:33Z")
Karl, shieß den fenster! …Shoot the glass! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7446 "2025-03-19T18:36:52Z")
Where did ya learn to shoot, York? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7447 "2025-03-19T18:38:19Z")
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7448 "2025-03-19T18:38:41Z")
Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7449 "2025-03-19T19:45:31Z")
“Is this glass bulletproof?” “No, sir.” _BANG BANG BANG_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2025, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7450 "2025-03-19T22:21:00Z")
Well, if I had a big pistol like that, I wouldn’t be scared of no booger man. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7451 "2025-03-20T00:05:26Z")
Well, if it’s that big, let’s hope it doesn’t blow up in your face. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7452 "2025-03-20T13:56:01Z")
My father, he had an exceptionally flat face. He was so beautiful he could barely breathe. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2025, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7453 "2025-03-20T20:00:07Z")
Forty-seven? That’s a hell of a good face-lift. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2025, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7454 "2025-03-21T13:41:04Z")
My mother’s away for Christmas. She’s spending it at the plastic surgeon’s. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7455 "2025-03-22T14:26:10Z")
She’s sleeping with Prince Valium. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7456 "2025-03-22T17:12:40Z")
I don’t need pills like Neely. Sure, I knew you dried her out. But, it won’t last. Neely hasn’t got that hard core like me. She never learned to roll with the punches. And, believe me, in this business they come left, right and below the belt. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Mike\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_H)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7457 "2025-03-22T17:27:46Z")
Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7458 "2025-03-23T13:57:25Z")
Don’t look back. It drags at your heart till you can’t do anything but look back. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7459 "2025-03-23T16:24:23Z")
Y’see that signpost up yonder on the left? Well, you don’t want to go that way. You want to go right, turn down the second street. Not the first one and definitely not the third one. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2025, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7460 "2025-03-23T20:33:46Z")
What is it with men and asking for directions? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2025, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7461 "2025-03-24T10:05:53Z")
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