# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 379
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7562 "2025-04-21T23:05:18Z")
You have my sword. … And you have my bow. … And my axe. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7563 "2025-04-21T23:33:10Z")
That’s not a knife. _That’s_ a knife. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7564 "2025-04-22T00:26:42Z")
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. _That’s_ the _Chicago_ way! And that’s how you get Capone. Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that? I’m offering you a deal. Do you want this deal? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7565 "2025-04-22T00:36:41Z")
So you’re saying you’d subject yourself to the violent dangers of the Chicago streets because your home-life is unsatisfying? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7566 "2025-04-22T00:54:46Z")
Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don’t defend us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2025, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7567 "2025-04-22T17:35:31Z")
We’re back in this game. Come on, now. Let’s play tough defense. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7568 "2025-04-23T00:10:37Z")
Rock, someday when the team’s up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, ask 'em to go in there with all they’ve got and win just one for the Gipper. I don’t know where I’ll be then, but I’ll know about it. I’ll be happy. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7569 "2025-04-23T03:40:00Z")
We’re in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can stay here, get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb outta hell… one inch at a time. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2025, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7570 "2025-04-23T16:20:44Z")
Was I scared! I must have lost twenty pounds, all of it brown. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7571 "2025-04-24T04:11:18Z")
Hey— you wanna see something really scary? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7572 "2025-04-24T13:38:56Z")
Remember, he’s dangerous. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2025, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7573 "2025-04-24T23:13:41Z")
Mr. Lannington, I wanna marry your daughter. I wish you’d stop calling her my daughter. She happens to be my wife. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7574 "2025-04-25T11:24:32Z")
Dad, please listen to your daughter’s advice. Otherwise, you won’t have any future left. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7575 "2025-04-25T14:41:17Z")
Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7576 "2025-04-25T19:00:14Z")
Hi, welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688. And I’m telling you it’s great here. The air is clean, the water’s clean, even the dirt is clean. Bowling averages are way up, mini golf scores are way down. And we have more excellent water slides than any other planet we communicate with. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7577 "2025-04-25T23:34:20Z")
Now, don’t go getting soft on me this summer. You know, you’re sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7578 "2025-04-26T14:56:27Z")
Welcome, my friend. If you’re looking for a summer vacation spot, you’ve found it. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7579 "2025-04-26T14:58:46Z")
Welcome to another edition of Thunderdome! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2025, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7580 "2025-04-26T23:21:57Z")
Half the Shire’s been invited. And the rest of them are turning up anyway. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2025, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7581 "2025-04-27T02:55:00Z")
Gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=378) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=380)