# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 381
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7602 "2025-05-04T00:24:41Z")
Who are you again? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7603 "2025-05-04T02:53:45Z")
Just your average, horny little devil. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7604 "2025-05-04T14:39:49Z")
Hi. I’m Peter La Fleur, Owner and Operator of Average Joe’s Gym. And I’m here to tell you, you’re perfect just the way you are. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7605 "2025-05-04T21:00:11Z")
What’s wrong with wanting to be the best you can be? What’s wrong with wanting to be perfect? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7606 "2025-05-04T21:34:07Z")
What’s wrong with being sexy? ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2025, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7607 "2025-05-04T23:42:52Z")
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the icebox! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7608 "2025-05-05T15:37:06Z")
The day is hot; the Capulets, abroad; And if we meet we shall not 'scape a brawl, For now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7609 "2025-05-05T15:47:28Z")
You think your client, one of the wealthiest men in the world, spends his nights beating up criminals, and your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2025, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7610 "2025-05-05T20:06:22Z")
Is he strong? Listen, Bud: He’s got radioactive blood. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7611 "2025-05-07T00:12:14Z")
Now, he will beat you uglier than you are now. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7612 "2025-05-07T00:28:41Z")
Well, he’s ugly. I mean, he’s not Elephant Man ugly, but he’s not attractive. Was his father ugly? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7613 "2025-05-07T01:04:47Z")
Well, no offense, but, if that is a woman, it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7614 "2025-05-07T13:21:42Z")
I’d give each one of 'em a stick and, one for each one of 'em, then I’d say, ‘You break that.’ Course they could real easy. Then I’d say, ‘Tie them sticks in a bundle and try to break that.’ Course they couldn’t. Then I’d say, "That bundle… that’s family. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7615 "2025-05-07T17:47:14Z")
You let one ant stand up to us, then they all might stand up! Those puny little ants outnumber us a hundred to one and if they ever figure that out there goes our way of life! It’s not about food, it’s about keeping those ants in line. That’s why we’re going back! Does anybody else wanna stay? ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7616 "2025-05-07T17:51:17Z")
Well now your _back’s_ going to hurt, cuz you just pulled landscaping duty! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7617 "2025-05-07T20:47:48Z")
Ow! My back! My neck and my back! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7618 "2025-05-07T21:38:40Z")
I’m in pain! And I’m wet! And I’m still hysterical! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7619 "2025-05-07T23:02:24Z")
Come on, do something to calm me down. Please. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7620 "2025-05-07T23:16:43Z")
_SLAP_ _SLAP_ Snap out of it! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7621 "2025-05-08T14:43:45Z")
She’s my daughter! (SLAP) She’s my sister! (SLAP) My sister, my daughter… (SLAP) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=380) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=382)