# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7642 "2025-05-15T13:19:47Z")

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“We can give you entombment, empyrement, dissemination or eternalization.”

“I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

“Well, that would be embalmed, buried, scattered, or burned.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7643 "2025-05-15T13:34:42Z")

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Dracula Has Risen From The Grave

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7644 "2025-05-15T15:03:38Z")

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Christ, where am I? I have become one. A vampire. Oh, God…

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7645 "2025-05-16T14:38:49Z")

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My own brother, a damn, blood-sucking vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out, buddy!

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7646 "2025-05-16T15:45:08Z")

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He’s not your brother anymore.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7647 "2025-05-16T19:18:49Z")

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I would have followed you, my brother… my captain… my king.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2025, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7648 "2025-05-16T20:53:15Z")

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Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7649 "2025-05-17T15:54:34Z")

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My grandfather didn’t build any condos with his bare hands.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7650 "2025-05-17T16:39:07Z")

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I know this ship like the back of my hand. (Bonk!)

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**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7651 "2025-05-17T17:57:39Z")

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[_Sounds of branches breaking, splashing – voice off-camera_]: Oooh, God! I hate the bush!

_ **-“BB”-** _

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7652 "2025-05-17T18:16:09Z")

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We’ve got bush. We’ve got bush.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2025, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7653 "2025-05-17T22:27:19Z")

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Pubic hair causes crime.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7654 "2025-05-19T19:57:59Z")

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The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay. The Shadow knows…

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7655 "2025-05-19T21:38:21Z")

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Enough of this moralizing! Nobody likes a preaching crime fighter.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7656 "2025-05-19T22:33:56Z")

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All right! Enough of this running shit!

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7657 "2025-05-19T23:07:26Z")

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Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2025, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7658 "2025-05-19T23:45:12Z")

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Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7659 "2025-05-20T03:21:43Z")

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Hannah, he’s a Parselmouth. Everyone knows that’s the mark of a Dark wizard. Have you ever heard of a decent one who could talk to snakes? They called Slytherin himself Serpent-tongue.

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7660 "2025-05-20T11:33:22Z")

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Hickok, white man friend, speak with forked tongue.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2025, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7661 "2025-05-20T15:37:58Z")

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People always mean well. They cluck their thick tongues, and shake their heads and suggest, oh, so very delicately!

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