# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7682 "2025-05-27T18:30:59Z")

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I’m getting better!

No you’re not; you’ll be stone dead in a moment!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7683 "2025-05-27T19:24:13Z")

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Yeah, I’ve heard of you. I heard you were dead.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7684 "2025-05-27T19:40:21Z")

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It just so happens that your friend here is only _mostly_ dead.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7685 "2025-05-27T22:36:26Z")

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You’re always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2025, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7686 "2025-05-27T23:56:34Z")

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And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7687 "2025-05-28T19:01:08Z")

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Accomplice? I’m gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7688 "2025-05-28T19:28:19Z")

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- [Danny](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/?ref_=ttqu_qu): Ten oughta do it, don’t you think?
- [Rusty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/?ref_=ttqu_qu): [_Stares away in silence_]
- [Danny](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You think we need one more?
- [Rusty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/?ref_=ttqu_qu): [_remains silent with his head leaning on top of his folded arms while hunched over on the bar_]
- [Danny](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/?ref_=ttqu_qu): You think we need one more.
- [Rusty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/?ref_=ttqu_qu): [_remains silent_]
- [Danny](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/?ref_=ttqu_qu): All right, we’ll get one more.
- [Rusty](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000093/?ref_=ttqu_qu): [_Blinks_]

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7689 "2025-05-28T19:33:03Z")

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Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7690 "2025-05-28T19:40:41Z")

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I looked at you tonight and you weren’t there… And I’m gonna howl it out, and I’m not gonna give a damn what I do and I’m gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you’ve ever heard.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7691 "2025-05-28T20:30:34Z")

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There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7692 "2025-05-29T02:05:58Z")

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Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7693 "2025-05-29T05:22:28Z")

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Is something supposed to happen?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7694 "2025-05-29T13:46:06Z")

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Why does that have to happen four weeks before I retire?

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**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2025, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7695 "2025-05-29T14:06:14Z")

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What does a retiree do these days, anyway? Take naps? Play golf? Hit on rich widows?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7696 "2025-05-30T18:14:23Z")

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Don’t ever talk to my caddy again.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2025, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7697 "2025-05-30T19:06:36Z")

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You know what he told me about you? He called you names. He called you a little piece of chicken.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7698 "2025-05-31T15:23:32Z")

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I picked the easiest piece I could think of.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7699 "2025-05-31T15:57:00Z")

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I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us: the StaPuft Marshmallow Man.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2025, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7700 "2025-05-31T20:46:24Z")

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What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2025, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7701 "2025-06-01T04:31:23Z")

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Lighten up, Francis.

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