# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2025, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7722 "2025-06-13T23:57:12Z")

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- You clowns are on dope!
- Where you going old man? You didn’t see nuthin’ alright? You saw five happy, jolly clowns sittin’ around eating a big plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7723 "2025-06-14T13:55:27Z")

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You put the beef on the grill. You hit the button. Then it beeps. You flip the beef, hit the other button. Then it beeps. You put it on the bun. There’s not a button for that.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7724 "2025-06-14T15:26:25Z")

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You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. There’s shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That, that’s about it.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7725 "2025-06-15T01:54:14Z")

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You’re thinking about a plate of shrimp and suddenly somebody will say something like “plate” or “shrimp” or “plate of shrimp” out of the blue, no explanation and no point of looking for one neither. Its all part of the cosmic unconsciousness.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7726 "2025-06-15T21:09:21Z")

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I step into a blue funk.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7727 "2025-06-15T22:12:44Z")

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So that means that every single day that you see me, that’s on the worst day of my life.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7728 "2025-06-15T23:17:35Z")

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What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2025, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7729 "2025-06-16T15:52:41Z")

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I was wondering… This is going to sound really strange, really bizarre, but are you experiencing any kind of temporal anomaly in your life?

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2025, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7730 "2025-06-18T14:25:58Z")

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I was on the side of the road, swingin’ my sickle, an’ I turn around… and there’s this door. This big ol’ door, an’ lights comin’ out, an’ blindin’ me. All real gold. An’ I’m thinkin’, this can’t be, so I close my eyes, an’ I count one, I count two, I count three, I count four, five, an’ I open my eyes… it wadn’t there.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7731 "2025-06-19T13:14:51Z")

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I can only open doors, ma’am. I can’t drag people through 'em.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7732 "2025-06-19T14:32:54Z")

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7733 "2025-06-19T19:52:25Z")

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He’d give the doorman a hundred just for opening the door.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2025, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7734 "2025-06-19T21:46:39Z")

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You’re just a doorman! Doorman! Doorman!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7735 "2025-06-20T17:10:48Z")

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If you’ll not open this door, we shall take this castle by force.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7736 "2025-06-20T17:45:18Z")

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Have fun storming the castle!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7737 "2025-06-20T22:19:03Z")

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Well, why not? After all, I’m still a member of the family.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2025, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7738 "2025-06-20T23:15:32Z")

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I don’t want anything to happen to him while my mother’s alive.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7739 "2025-06-21T15:31:24Z")

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I’m proud to be a man on a day like this. Alive. That I lived to see it, and see it in such a place.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2025, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7740 "2025-06-24T18:16:28Z")

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Twice the pride, double the fall.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7741 "2025-06-25T01:58:43Z")

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To some people, life is very simple. They decide that this is good, that is bad, this is wrong, that’s right.

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