# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 388
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2025, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7742 "2025-06-25T13:21:57Z")
It’s amazing how much you can get done when you have a simple purpose guiding your life. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7743 "2025-06-26T01:31:31Z")
We’re just kicking it. Philosophizing on God, church, bitches and all. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7744 "2025-06-26T02:30:27Z")
God’s a kid with an ant farm, lady. He’s not planning anything. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7745 "2025-06-26T02:40:39Z")
Why does God need a starship? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7746 "2025-06-26T02:48:07Z")
The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re fucked. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7747 "2025-06-26T14:07:04Z")
Oh, son. These people are from Hollywood. The one thing they will never do is mess with a good story. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7748 "2025-06-26T17:01:25Z")
No, listen to me L.B., I have been BEGGING YOU… begging you for a good script. Now you’ve always given me my share of bad movies because you knew I’d make them work. Well I can’t keep doing it, L.B.! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7749 "2025-06-26T17:13:10Z")
I once asked this literary agent what kind of writing paid the best. He said, “Ransom notes.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7750 "2025-06-26T17:21:58Z")
- Do I understand this correctly? I’m being _marked down_? What is this? The Bargain Basement? - I’ve been kidnapped by Kmart. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7751 "2025-06-26T17:22:44Z")
- Ray, tell him. - Kmart sucks. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2025, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7752 "2025-06-26T17:30:23Z")
Why must EVERYTHING be a CONTEST? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7753 "2025-06-27T12:57:34Z")
Contestants, if you can hear me back there…You don’t have to be number one as you amble down life’s highway, but don’t be last! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2025, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7754 "2025-06-27T15:46:35Z")
Cheating on a quiz show? That’s sort of like plagiarizing a comic strip. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7755 "2025-06-29T18:18:12Z")
I’m not a comic book villain. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7756 "2025-06-29T19:02:50Z")
You sly dog! You got me monologuing. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2025, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7757 "2025-06-29T23:17:39Z")
You talking to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… . ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7758 "2025-06-30T15:39:55Z")
Oh, indeed, then, what are we talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7759 "2025-06-30T16:24:26Z")
Shut the fuck up, Donny! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7760 "2025-06-30T16:26:47Z")
I’m fuckin’ kidding with you! You fuckin’ shoot the guy?! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7761 "2025-06-30T17:17:25Z")
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