# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 389
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2025, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7762 "2025-06-30T17:38:06Z")
Silent Bob, you’re a rude motherfucker, you know that? But you’re cute as hell. I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys, make like a circus seal. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7763 "2025-07-01T06:08:48Z")
I’m not even supposed to be here today! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7764 "2025-07-01T14:20:13Z")
I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7765 "2025-07-01T14:30:10Z")
Bullshit! Why don’t you tell him why we’re really here? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7766 "2025-07-01T15:13:39Z")
Call me. Dial your number. Go ahead. (_calls_) (_Over the phone_) I told you I was here. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7767 "2025-07-01T16:41:08Z")
O.K. Hey, you, in the mall, listen! We don’t like people who don’t share. You just fucked up REAL bad! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7768 "2025-07-01T21:21:39Z")
Get in, loser. We’re going shopping. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7769 "2025-07-02T02:37:56Z")
Do you always drive like that? I’ve never driven before. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7770 "2025-07-02T02:50:05Z")
Car’s got a lot of pickup. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7771 "2025-07-02T03:48:11Z")
Real simple, son… cops are coming, there’s a kilo of Colombian bam-bam under the car. Time to be a man. You got hair on your peaches or what? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7772 "2025-07-02T13:24:58Z")
You’ll never be truly happy until you can accept the simple, undeniable truth that you are not perfect. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7773 "2025-07-02T17:19:15Z")
You will live in happiness too like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2025, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7774 "2025-07-02T23:29:39Z")
Oh, we’re the boys of the chorus We hope you like our show We know you’re rootin’ for us But now we have to go! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7775 "2025-07-03T00:50:57Z")
Throw out your hands Stick out your tush Hands on your hips Give 'em a push You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7776 "2025-07-03T05:44:56Z")
- I’m French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king? - What are you doing in England? - Mind your own beeswax! ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7777 "2025-07-03T06:32:23Z")
NO! No photographs, please! Slides are available in the gift shop! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7778 "2025-07-03T15:08:57Z")
No jobs! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I’ll take 'em off your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7779 "2025-07-03T16:03:16Z")
Laugh, clown, laugh! Even though your heart is breaking. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7780 "2025-07-03T21:12:04Z")
All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger… and back… _naked_. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7781 "2025-07-03T22:56:44Z")
The thing you don’t realize is that there is good naked and bad naked… …I can’t look anymore, I’ve seen too much! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=388) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=390)