# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7842 "2025-07-17T14:34:07Z")

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It’s true you don’t see many Dwarf-women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for Dwarf-men.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7843 "2025-07-17T16:46:04Z")

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The women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7844 "2025-07-17T17:20:23Z")

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Choose. Choose the form of the destructor.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2025, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7845 "2025-07-18T18:10:23Z")

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Our planet was once a powerful empire, peaceful and just, until we were betrayed by Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. All who defied them were destroyed.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7846 "2025-07-19T15:17:04Z")

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You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7847 "2025-07-19T15:31:15Z")

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She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor.  
And she’s dancing like she never danced before.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7848 "2025-07-19T15:57:53Z")

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Everybody cut footloose!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7849 "2025-07-19T18:05:20Z")

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Hit the deck!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7850 "2025-07-19T20:27:47Z")

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Stay down. You’re beat.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7851 "2025-07-19T21:02:52Z")

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Wipe yourself off, man. You’re dead.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2025, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7852 "2025-07-19T23:46:52Z")

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I’m feeling better, I want to go for a walk.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7853 "2025-07-20T00:23:06Z")

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I’m feeling much better now.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2025, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7854 "2025-07-20T18:26:51Z")

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Your best days are ahead of you.

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7855 "2025-07-22T23:09:15Z")

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All I’m saying is… this might be the golden opportunity to find out who you really are.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2025, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7856 "2025-07-22T23:11:28Z")

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Who am I? Who am I? I am… a walrus.

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7857 "2025-07-23T13:25:14Z")

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The Walrus and the Carpenter  
Were walking close at hand;  
They wept like anything to see  
Such quantities of sand:  
If this were only cleared away,’  
They said, it would be grand!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7858 "2025-07-23T13:26:55Z")

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I am the Eggman, you are the Eggmen; I am the Walrus, goo goo gajoob!

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**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7859 "2025-07-23T14:08:10Z")

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A world without the Beatles is a world that’s infinitely worse.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7860 "2025-07-23T15:45:09Z")

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Ted: Well, how can we have decent instruments when we don’t really even know how to play?  
Bill: That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7861 "2025-07-24T15:44:26Z")

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I told the kids that if they practiced, they’d get into the Battle of the Bands.

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