# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 394
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7862 "2025-07-24T18:05:28Z")
Battle! ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2025, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7863 "2025-07-24T20:27:37Z")
Food fight! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7864 "2025-07-25T17:27:34Z")
You probably eat with your knife, so you wouldn’t have to worry about that. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7865 "2025-07-25T17:59:19Z")
That’s not a knife. Thus is a knife. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7866 "2025-07-25T18:08:56Z")
Isn’t that just like a wop, brings a knife to a gunfight. . . ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7867 "2025-07-25T18:31:29Z")
You know, if I wasn’t in uniform, I’d split your skull with the butt of this revolver faster than you could say police brutality. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7868 "2025-07-25T18:40:34Z")
We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2025, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7869 "2025-07-25T18:46:10Z")
Careful what you shoot at, Mr Ryan. Most things in here don’t react well to bullets. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7870 "2025-07-26T04:44:24Z")
My father once caught a bullet with his bare hand. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7871 "2025-07-26T13:39:33Z")
You know, there’s only one proper way for a professional soldier to die. That’s from the last bullet of the last battle of the last war. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7872 "2025-07-26T13:47:30Z")
Ah, you’re right, Ed. A parachute not opening: that’s a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that’s the way I wanna go! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7873 "2025-07-26T13:50:07Z")
(Merlin, standing on a land mine:) Take me home, country roads, to the place I belong… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7874 "2025-07-26T13:52:03Z")
They went home and sat in a hot bath – opened up their veins, and bled to death. And sometimes they had a little party before they did it ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7875 "2025-07-26T22:32:59Z")
- [_after Frank tried to commit suicide_] I’m so glad you’re still here. - Well, that makes one of us. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2025, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7876 "2025-07-26T23:24:52Z")
- Has he ever told you about his friend Frank? - Frank? - Yes, the giant bunny rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7877 "2025-07-27T11:59:57Z")
Hey. I’ve seen a rabbit. He’s right here in the bar. _puts an arm around something invisible_ Well, say hello… Harvey. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7878 "2025-07-27T12:10:20Z")
Tell me about the rabbits, George. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7879 "2025-07-27T20:01:47Z")
It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort’s monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7880 "2025-07-27T20:22:42Z")
Mr. Hollings, sound general quarters. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2025, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/7881 "2025-07-27T20:25:43Z")
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