# NEW! Speak to me in Movie quotes **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 7, 2020, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614 "2020-07-07T13:50:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 403
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8042 "2025-09-09T20:30:45Z")
I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2025, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8043 "2025-09-09T22:37:44Z")
What do you want me to do? Draw you a picture? Spell it out? Don’t ever ask me! Long as you live, don’t ever ask me more. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8044 "2025-09-10T02:03:08Z")
Why are you saying this? What is your obsession with this money? My father died when I was 13 and I inherited this money. Nearly every day I wake up, and I wish that I could give it back, that I would give it back in a second if it meant I could have one more day with him, but I can’t and that’s my life and I deal with it. So don’t put your shit on me, when you’re the one that’s afraid. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8045 "2025-09-10T12:34:15Z")
There’s that word again. “Heavy.” Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s gravitational pull? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8046 "2025-09-10T17:49:37Z")
[_On how to use a reentry module to get back to Earth_] You just point the damned thing at Earth. It’s not rocket science. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8047 "2025-09-10T18:00:36Z")
You made a time machine out of a _DeLorean!?_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2025, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8048 "2025-09-10T18:38:01Z")
The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right? Like a black hole! But, instead of being in space, it’s, you know, it’s in a hot tub. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8049 "2025-09-11T00:11:11Z")
_[narrating_] My leg wasn’t bugging me too much and the weather was so nice, and every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to fuck and have a hot tub. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8050 "2025-09-11T13:56:39Z")
“Sandman, come in here, come in here. You know what this young man said? We ain’t got no legs. That means I ain’t got no legs, you ain’t got no legs. And them men in there ain’t got no legs! Now, what does that sound like to you?” “A challenge.” ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8051 "2025-09-11T21:54:11Z")
But you ain’t got no legs, Lieutenant Dan. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8052 "2025-09-11T22:56:26Z")
I’m walking here! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2025, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8053 "2025-09-11T23:08:27Z")
Walk this way, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8054 "2025-09-12T14:54:43Z")
For me, to walk on the wire, this is life. ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8055 "2025-09-12T23:34:27Z")
Bite your teeth into the ass of life ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2025, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8056 "2025-09-12T23:47:25Z")
Life is not a dress rehearsal. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8057 "2025-09-13T00:20:08Z")
To life! To life! L’chaim! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8058 "2025-09-13T04:56:06Z")
I’m 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life… But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don’t understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew lessons. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8059 "2025-09-13T13:10:22Z")
I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8060 "2025-09-13T13:36:59Z")
I’m offering you $10,000 plus expenses to do my wife. We got a deal? ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614/8061 "2025-09-13T14:43:50Z")
Let’s just say I’m not gonna offer to cook her dinner. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=402) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-speak-to-me-in-movie-quotes/914614.md?page=404)